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The Mexican Maid

Post by flamingfingers »

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Rosita, why do you want a pay increase?"

Rosita: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Rosita: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Rosita: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Rosita: "Jor hozban did."

Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Rosita: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Rosita: "No Señora....the gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you think would be fair

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