3 action movie stars are sitting in a bar...

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3 action movie stars are sitting in a bar...

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So, Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are sitting in a bar, and Sylvester Stallone is like: "Guys, we should make a movie with the three of us, but I'm all out of ideas at the moment, I'm kind of bored with the standard action flicks."

Chuck says: "Don't you have any ideas?"

"Yeah, this may sound silly, but I was actually thinking about doing a movie on great classical composers"

That's when Arnold trows himself in the conversation and says: "That sounds like a great idea! Sylvester, you can be Mozart, and Chuck can be Beethoven!"

"And who will you be, Arnold?"

"I'll be Bach."


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Re: 3 action movie stars are sitting in a bar...

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:200: That is SO bad. i love it! hahaha
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it's punny :135:

(i'll just show myself out now)
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puns are my favorite. [icon_lol2.gif] (most of my friends groan at my jokes. this will make them cry!)
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