REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while
both the male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year,
male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after
They give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen,
had to be a girl.

We should've known. .. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in
a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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