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Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » May 7th, 2018, 10:28 pm

So I went to Shoppers Drug Mart in Rutland tonight. I pulled in at the same time a woman did and we parked right beside each other. She looked over at me ,ours eyes met briefly and we gave each other that 'look'. She went in ahead of me and wow...tight yoga pants perfect legs and a.. bleep-you get the idea. While in the store we did the walk through the aisles and exchanged looks multiple times. I went up to the cashier and she was right behind me next in line.The parking lot is clearly visible from her point of view. I turned to see if she was watching me from inside and sure enough she was. I was wearing my Daytons with the 1 3/4 inch heels and I found the only f'n stone on the parking lot pavement, :swear: stepped on it and very gracefully twisted my ankle. :dash: I didn't stick around. :runforlife: [icon_lol2.gif]
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » May 9th, 2018, 4:58 pm

Silly boy! She might have been a physiotherapist, always willing to help.

You missed your big chance.

Now I eat dinner, all alone and wondering, what if .....?
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » May 10th, 2018, 2:58 pm

Catsumi wrote:Silly boy! She might have been a physiotherapist, always willing to help.

You missed your big chance.

Now I eat dinner, all alone and wondering, what if .....?


I know! I was rather embarrassed by my super clumsy (but graceful) almost lipstand. What I should have done was waited and asked her when she came out to the parking lot what my 1-10 point score was for form and recovery. [icon_lol2.gif]
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » May 10th, 2018, 5:23 pm

Or, you could have said "hey, my name is Oldtrucker. How do you like me so far?" [icon_lol2.gif]
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » May 14th, 2018, 5:03 pm

Just for the slight entertainment value, OT, you could just touch the "like" button, just for moi !

Let me be your first ( and maybe only) like.

A feather in my cap.

I wait, anxiously.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » May 15th, 2018, 1:33 pm

Catsumi wrote:Just for the slight entertainment value, OT, you could just touch the "like" button, just for moi !

Let me be your first ( and maybe only) like.

A feather in my cap.

I wait, anxiously.


I am a virgin in this arena, and if you and I went down that path...what about the consequences for us? Once we do it, we can't take it back. We should explore the outcomes of our actions before just 'doing it'. Would it really be 'good for you''? You have to be sure. So do I.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » May 15th, 2018, 3:07 pm

Oldtrucker, meet Swainson, my trusty lawyer.

We can hammer something out.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Queen K » May 15th, 2018, 3:10 pm

Is there a romance brewing? Should I book a venue? Flowers? OHHHHHH I'm gonna cry :cry: :cry: :cry:
Here I thought there was nothing lower than a snakes belly in a rut in a ditch. I was wrong.

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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » May 15th, 2018, 4:46 pm

Catsumi wrote:Oldtrucker, meet Swainson, my trusty lawyer.

We can hammer something out.


You almost had me 'Catsumi'...I was so, so close to doing it with you. We could have done it,but nooo....you had to go and use the "L" word,..."Lawyer" BEFORE we even 'did it'!
I'm not that easy, ...and just so you know, you would have never wanted another, ever- had we done it. Ya , ...it would have been that good.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Queen K » May 15th, 2018, 4:58 pm

Cancels venue :sleepdeprived:
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » May 15th, 2018, 5:18 pm

Aaah! Be patient QK. All is not lost.

A secret assignation of blissful consummation may yet transpire.

Just a quick slip between the 400 count threads, the right button pushed (like it so far?) and the goal achieved. [icon_lol2.gif]

Forget the flowers, bring ttongsul. :biggrin:

Seems I am recovering, now

Swainson, not so much.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » May 15th, 2018, 9:09 pm

'Catsumi'... I hope you are female or this is going to be the farthest I have ever gone to the othe....um never mind.
What is "ttongsul" ? and I was wondering if you could give "Swainson" a big hug for me?
edit: Never mind about the ttongsul -I looked it up. Ever tried it?
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » May 15th, 2018, 10:14 pm

Ttongsul reserved for special events here at Casternut, and I am still waiting. :200:

Retainer and Swainson disappeared in direction of Swillshop, he's not huggable, nor likeable. Myself, on the other hand ......


C'mon OT, word's out that you're up to it.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » May 15th, 2018, 10:28 pm

Well Catsumi...You were the first ever to ask me for such a thing, and you may be the first to receive. Lose the lawyer and maybe we can talk...
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » May 15th, 2018, 10:29 pm

Talk, we are all alone.
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