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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Poindexter » May 17th, 2018, 3:04 pm

You put up a good fight oldtrucker, but like most of us, you're no match for a 'steamy inbox'.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Queen K » May 17th, 2018, 4:30 pm

It is as if a thousand fireworks exploded, as if a hundred Lions roared, shaking their long shaggy golden manes, as if unrequited love has become a requited "like." Dear Castanetters, shall we ever see a "like" story as this one was again?
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » May 17th, 2018, 4:31 pm

I'm sure OT joins me in thanking you for your patience while we danced around the button and sincerely hope you enjoyed our posts. (Both take a waist deep bow before the footlights).

You held back on your "likes" but now that the endpoint has been achieved, shows of appreciation ....well, 'nuff said.

Exhausted but smiling :biggrin:
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Queen K » May 17th, 2018, 9:28 pm

oldtrucker wrote:I...I...am spent.


Errrrrrrrrrrrrr Catsumi, have you forgotten a little something? Did you ummmmmmmmmm "like" OT's post?
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » May 17th, 2018, 10:25 pm

Hung my hat on his post a number of times. He's still smiling I think.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » May 17th, 2018, 10:41 pm

Catsumi wrote:Aaaah yes! I was your first! You shall never forget me, OT.

The crowds gather at the gates so I think your appearance on the balcony to show yourself, prove that you are unscathed, beaming with happiness and relief, would be most welcome.

I will shyly hide behind the curtain, smiling, and maybe perhaps, we could do this again?

Are you up for it?

:biggrin:


Seriously? Only if you liked it. For now, I am totally spent.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Queen K » May 18th, 2018, 5:35 am

A shocked hush descends over the unwashed castanet masses as we've all just discovered that OT has no intention of keeping up his "liking" trend of one.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » May 18th, 2018, 12:38 pm

Now that OT has been "pre-softened" others may have an easier time wresting a like from his grasp [icon_lol2.gif]
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » May 19th, 2018, 5:55 pm

Edited to prevent mushroom cloud
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Queen K » May 19th, 2018, 6:37 pm

:200: <---------------------The castanet crowd gasps in shock Is QK going to claw his a$$ for suggesting such a thing?

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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » May 19th, 2018, 9:20 pm

:biggrin:
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » May 19th, 2018, 10:42 pm

Catsumi wrote:He is feeling better. :biggrin:

Eyesight more acute than ever. As are his observations.


Queen K wrote::200: <---------------------The castanet crowd gasps in shock Is QK going to claw his a$$ for suggesting such a thing?

:1422:


I suggested nothing, and I am offering nothing. I'm not that easy. Just ask Catsumi.
Now...lets get back to the 'claw my a$$' part. Sounds painful and possibly fun. :200: (Sorry ,I had to say that)
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » Jun 6th, 2018, 6:00 pm

Gosh and gee, OT, here I am, already again for another LIKE.

Just what does it take to get another button pressing from you?

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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » Jun 6th, 2018, 10:33 pm

It took me a lot of self -talkin' to after we did it. I was in shock for a while.
How did you really feel after I gave it to you? You...you were my first- I put feeling into it, but this whole thing to you is maybe just a game, and I'm just like all the others...aren't I ? You didn't really like it that much ,now did you? If you did...you need to share your feelings and tell me how it made you feel.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » Jun 6th, 2018, 10:48 pm

Music in background.....

You made me feel,YOU made me feel,

LIKE a natural WOMAN!


Top that, OT !
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