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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » Jun 6th, 2018, 10:08 pm

What's that stuff you gave me to drink last time, the stuff that smells weird...ttongsul ,I think. I am so burned out these days and my testosterone is low.....and if you want it ....well... maybe I could get in the mood. Look, just because I gave it to you once doesn't mean that it's going to be a regular thing...I'm not really like that you know.
I'm glad it made you feel like a woman...that really gets blood going to my clicker.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » Jun 6th, 2018, 10:23 pm

Ttongsul and a little help from Shoppers drug dept and before you know it, clicker will LIKE again.

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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » Jun 6th, 2018, 11:13 pm

Catsumi wrote:Ttongsul and a little help from Shoppers drug dept and before you know it, clicker will LIKE again.

Trust me. :200:


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A hint of forcefulness? Yes...Starting to like....ummm... damn this ttongsul is strong.
3 glasses of ttongsul and look at me...oh oh...I can't get my clicker out strait.
Wait a minute.... Where did you go?,..you didn't leave me here just hanging here tonight did you? Hmmph...
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » Jun 8th, 2018, 7:55 pm

Yes, I did leave you, your ttongsul imbibage (3 glasses, really?), your accusations of forcefulness against me, and your comma shaped clicker hanging.

You will learn that it is better to coo and woo. Then, you just might LIKE once again, OT.

The nights are long, cold, and the ttongsul drained.

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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » Jun 9th, 2018, 1:37 pm

I don't know what I would have done if you showed up again that night. That stuff is way out of my league, I mean 3 glasses of it can really effect clicker fingers and judgement. I felt just brutal at work earlier today... I still don't feel right even after nearly 2 days. Never drinking that much ttongsul again.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » Jun 9th, 2018, 1:45 pm

OT! Are you texting and a-trucking at the same time?
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » Jun 9th, 2018, 2:01 pm

Texting.
Talking on the VHF radio.
Eating a quick snack.
Backing a 53' trailer into a door.
I'm out of hands and feet to do anything else.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » Jun 9th, 2018, 2:04 pm

Relax.

Delivery donkey just trotted into sight. Saddlebags filled with ttongsul. You know you want some.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » Jun 9th, 2018, 2:22 pm

Started 7am
Got out of town at 845am
Won't be back until 10pm
15 hours
Another illegal day
Another physically ill night from exhaustion
I'm not so sure ttongsul will help the situation, so you go ahead and drink as much as you want, but don't wait up for me. Mr. clicker won't be working tonight.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » Jun 9th, 2018, 2:27 pm

Sigh, of disappointment.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » Jul 26th, 2018, 9:14 pm

BUMP

Oh... um...don't mind me...I...um...was just snooping around your inbox a little.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » Jul 27th, 2018, 10:43 am

Inbox is in a receptive mood
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » Jul 28th, 2018, 12:08 pm

Catsumi wrote:Inbox is in a receptive mood


Well, this sounds like it could be fun and....Oh...Oh ..Oh no! Oh my god...oh no! -I'm clicking! I can't stop it...This is so embarrassing. It...it just happened....thats never happened to me before-honest.
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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby Catsumi » Jul 28th, 2018, 12:28 pm

I understand there is professional medical help available to overcome inappropriate and impulsive clicking.

However, as a Candy Striper reviewing your case, your uninhibited reaction was justified. (And as always, appreciated).

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Re: Love at first sight in Shoppers d/m

Postby oldtrucker » Jul 31st, 2018, 8:48 pm

Catsumi wrote:your uninhibited reaction was justified

I can't believe you being so understanding about it. I wonder what all the other Castanetters are thinking. I'm so embarrassed.
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