Mickey Mouse Comment Kills Trump

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Mickey Mouse Comment Kills Trump

Postby Jim Dixon » May 17th, 2018, 1:38 pm

Donald Trump was leaving the White House as usual strutting toward his helicopter.
The Secret Service agents were there keeping an eye on the surroundings.

An agent spotted a gunman pop out from behind some bushes and the agent yelled "Mickey Mouse" at the top of his lungs. Trump turned to look, the gunman fired and Don took a bullet in the head.

Later during a review of the situation, the head agent asked of the other agent, "For God's sake man, why did you yell out Mickey Mouse"?

The young agent replied, "I just couldn't bring myself to yell, "Donald - - - duck!"

Note: No agents or US presidents were actually harmed in the telling of this joke.
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Re: Mickey Mouse Comment Kills Trump

Postby alanjh595 » May 17th, 2018, 1:48 pm

Note: No agents or US presidents were actually harmed in the telling of this joke.


That was the most humorous part of the story. Good job Jim Dixon. :laugh:
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