Husbands Final Wish
Posted: Aug 11th, 2018, 9:10 am
A husband and wife are at the breakfast table,
the husband looking at the obituaries in the paper, looks up
and says " If I die before you, I'd like you to sell all my stuff immediately.
You are such a fine woman and great wife, I would think you would
end up re-married, and I hate the thought of some other idiot using
my stuff."
The wife ponders this for just a moment, and replies,
"What makes you think I'd marry another idiot ?"
the husband looking at the obituaries in the paper, looks up
and says " If I die before you, I'd like you to sell all my stuff immediately.
You are such a fine woman and great wife, I would think you would
end up re-married, and I hate the thought of some other idiot using
my stuff."
The wife ponders this for just a moment, and replies,
"What makes you think I'd marry another idiot ?"