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Postby Bsuds » Aug 19th, 2018, 10:33 am

I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."

HE SAID, "NO."

I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER."
HE SAID, "YES."

I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON."
BILL GATES SAID, "NO."

I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK."
BILL GATES SAID, "OK."

I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE CEO.
HE SAID, "NO."

I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW."
HE SAID, "OK."

AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS.
The practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential
positions of government is unbroken to this day.
My Wife gives me very sound advice...99% sound and 1% advice!

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Re: Politics:

Postby Bsuds » Oct 14th, 2018, 6:49 pm

New Canadian Laws

In Canada, our government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws.


They are:

1. Legalized gay marriage

2. Legalized marijuana



Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.

Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.”

Apparently we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
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