Gynecologist scores big on car mechanic course

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kaitlyn
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Gynecologist scores big on car mechanic course

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A retired bored gyneclogist elected to take up a car mechanic course to help occupy his time.
The automechanic course involved dismantling an engine and then reassembly of same.
The exam results were posted, and the dr was shocked to see a final mark of 150%....the exam top mark was to be 100.
He quizzed the instructor as to why this happened. The instructors response was priceless.

" Well Doc, you did a perfect job of taking the engine apart and putting it back together, but when i realized you completed this all through the darn muffler ..........it was appropriate for me to give you another 50%"
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Re: Gynecologist scores big on car mechanic course

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Re: Gynecologist scores big on car mechanic course

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kaitlyn wrote:A retired bored gyneclogist elected to take up a car mechanic course to help occupy his time.
The automechanic course involved dismantling an engine and then reassembly of same.
The exam results were posted, and the dr was shocked to see a final mark of 150%....the exam top mark was to be 100.
He quizzed the instructor as to why this happened. The instructors response was priceless.

" Well Doc, you did a perfect job of taking the engine apart and putting it back together, but when i realized you completed this all through the darn muffler ..........it was appropriate for me to give you another 50%"


And he did it while the motor was running!!!!
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