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The Lecture
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The Lecture
89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the Police at around 2 a.m. and was
asked where he was going at that time if night.
Ron relied. "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and it's effects
on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late."
The officer queried, "Really ? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night ?
Ron replied, "That would be my wife."
asked where he was going at that time if night.
Ron relied. "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and it's effects
on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late."
The officer queried, "Really ? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night ?
Ron replied, "That would be my wife."
"Don't 'p' down my neck then tell me it's raining!"