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Things kids say

Post by oneh2obabe »

I got pulled over on 225 for going 7 mph over the speed limit.

As the officer started walking up to my truck, I rolled my windows down.

My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 4 yr. old daughter, started screaming from the backseat: “It’s coming out!!!!!” “I can’t hold it any longer Papi!” “It’s almost here!!!!!!!! Papiiiiiii!”

Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???”

She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE and says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”

He started laughing.

I looked like I was about to cry.

He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get miss thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing.

As soon as we pulled away, I asked “What the hell was that about?”

This kid, smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube, but I didn’t think it would work.”

I said “So you're not pooping?”

She said “Nope, and you're not in trouble either.”
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