How I beat the Heat - What Do You Do?

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Jim Dixon
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How I beat the Heat - What Do You Do?

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Instead of reading the outdoor/indoor thermometer, I decide to check my body temp. I couldn't find the usual thermometer so what the heck, I'm meat so I held the meat thermometer for a while.

When I checked, it said I was 37.6, Hot, and well done. I like it better.

What do you do to beat the heat? Those with air conditioners need not apply. BC. Hydro hinted at roving brown outs due to peaks in electricity use due to, guess... and I doubt it's too many ovens and ranges tuned on.

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Fun fact: In 9 months time there will be zero babies being born by those who do not have air conditioning.
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BTW, the claim that Hydro would have rolling blackouts is complete bunk. The media keeps saying we have never had so much demand on the system. This is complete bunk.
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