3 blondes but only one job

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3 blondes but only one job

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> Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas
> Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three
> of
> them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"
>
> The blondes all nodded.
>
> The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.
>
> Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a
> detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things
> such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth." So he
> stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about
> two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features
> about this man?"
>
> The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
> The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in
> this
> picture! It's a side profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
>
> The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
>
> The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face
> for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice anything
> unusual or outstanding about this man?"
>
> "Yes, I did. He only has one ear!"
>
> The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what
> I just told the last applicant? This is side picture profile of the man's
> face. Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused too."
>
> The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
>
> The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said,
> "This is probably a waste of time, but...." He flashed the photo for a
> couple
> of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "Alright, did you notice anything
> distinguishing or unusual features about this man?"
>
> The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
>
> The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking
> at
> some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled
> expression and said, "You´re absolutely right! His bio says he wears
> contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture? »
>
> The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, hellooooooooo! With only one eye
> and one ear, he certainly can´t wear glasses."
>
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