Obscene phone call

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metallica
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Obscene phone call

Post by metallica »

In reply to Glaciers the 9 inch penis. A woman gets an obscene call, the man says if you can guess what I have in my hand you can have it. She replies if you need just one hand to hold it I don't want it. Ouch!! :biggrin: :biggrin:
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Babba_not_Gump
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Re: Obscene phone call

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Or, "This is an obscene phone call. Do you have any requests?
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Re: Obscene phone call

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My Grandfather told me to marry a Woman with small hands.

Makes your dick look bigger!
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Re: Obscene phone call

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Back in the olden days, before call display, I had gone through a prank phone call phase, and I actually somehow got a barmaid at one of the local bars to page Mike Hunt. I couldn't believe it.

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