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- Grand Pooh-bah
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- Joined: Apr 21st, 2010, 2:53 pm
In reply to Glaciers the 9 inch penis. A woman gets an obscene call, the man says if you can guess what I have in my hand you can have it. She replies if you need just one hand to hold it I don't want it. Ouch!!
- Walks on Forum Water
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- Joined: Jul 16th, 2019, 2:38 pm
Or, "This is an obscene phone call. Do you have any requests?
I_am_a_Canadian (with unacceptable views)
My pronouns are Sir/Mr.
XY ≠ XX
- The Wagon Master
- Posts: 54159
- Joined: Apr 21st, 2005, 10:46 am
My Grandfather told me to marry a Woman with small hands.
Makes your dick look bigger!
You should always treat those with mental illness with compassion, but you shouldn't elect them president twice
- Board Meister
- Posts: 646
- Joined: Jul 9th, 2013, 12:15 pm
Back in the olden days, before call display, I had gone through a prank phone call phase, and I actually somehow got a barmaid at one of the local bars to page Mike Hunt. I couldn't believe it.