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How cold?

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It's so cold I actually saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets. :D
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Re: How cold?

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metallica wrote: Dec 21st, 2022, 2:30 pm It's so cold I actually saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets. :D
It’s so cold I farted snowflakes.

It’s so cold my balls became ovaries.

Why is a six-pack of ice cold beer better than a woman? Beer doesn’t nag and asks silly questions.
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Re: How cold?

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Its so cold my wife stopped complaining about her hot flashes.
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Re: How cold?

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Damn,
just got a brain freeze and forgot what I came to post.

:sosorry:
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DataCruncher wrote: Dec 21st, 2022, 4:13 pm Damn,
just got a brain freeze and forgot what I came to post.

:sosorry:
Typical, and better than the slushy that is much more prevalent.
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Re: How cold?

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I sharted and soft serve ice cream came out! [icon_lol2.gif] :biggrin:
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Re: How cold?

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alanjh595 wrote: Dec 21st, 2022, 4:48 pm
DataCruncher wrote: Dec 21st, 2022, 4:13 pm Damn,
just got a brain freeze and forgot what I came to post.

:sosorry:
Typical, and better than the slushy that is much more prevalent.
Better than being the hothead, that can't keep their cool. [icon_lol2.gif]

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