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Ken7
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Snowflakes

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Could Be Humorous if Not so True.

It's frigid and it snowed again last night..

8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby said it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women..person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, because veggies are food and not for decorating snow figures.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The RCMP arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The provincial equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BCTV showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist and carded on a possible predator watch list.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, pervert, hell bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by BC social services.
9:29 - protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
They pushed over Frosty the Snow...man?
Said his two eyes were made of coal and contain carbon that was responsible for global "warming" There is no moral to this story. It is what we have all become because of guess who ?

The snowflakes.
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Re: Snowflakes

Post by Babba_not_Gump »

Ken7 wrote: Dec 21st, 2022, 8:17 pm Could Be Humorous if Not so True.
So very true.
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Re: Snowflakes

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[icon_lol2.gif] :up:
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