Skydivers, they're baa...aack

[bob vernon]

Just went outside for an Earthday walk with some tree-huggers, eco-freaks, leftists, and fellow travelers. We heard, in the distance, the unholy buzz from the skydivers airplane, straining to gain altitude before jettisoning the parachutists. The brief noise didn't bother any of us.

[alanjh595]

Let me guess.....it was the high pitched screams that exceeded the 140 decibel range that was troublesome.

I know that would be the sound that I would make after getting out of a perfectly good airplane.

[dogspoiler]

It is advisable to keep all bodily openings tightly closed when jumping.

[alanjh595]

It's also a good idea not to jump.