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How many jobs have you had?
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BoB76
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How many jobs have you had?
I met a guy today in his mid 40's who says he has had 178 different jobs. Some he has quit others he has been fired from. He told me the record number is 238 and he is thinking he may be able to beat the record. Later in the day he got fired. 
I had a good laugh. So how many jobs have you had??
I had a good laugh. So how many jobs have you had??You can't fix stupid........BUT you can dress them up and over pay them to teach your kids!
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Triple 6
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Re: How many JOBS have you had????
Holy Moly, I can count on my one hand, how many I've had!
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Bsuds
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Re: How many JOBS have you had????
Sorry to hear you lost your job Bob! 
I had 6, 1 for 32 years!
I had 6, 1 for 32 years!
I got Married because I was sick and tired of finishing my own sentences.
That's worked out great for me!
That's worked out great for me!
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kgcayenne
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Re: How many JOBS have you had????
Are we counting simultaneous jobs during highschool and/or college?
"without knowledge, he multiplies mere words."
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
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BoB76
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Re: How many JOBS have you had????
kccayenne wrote:Are we counting simultaneous jobs during highschool and/or college?
However you want to count them. I have had 2.
You can't fix stupid........BUT you can dress them up and over pay them to teach your kids!
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BoB76
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Re: How many JOBS have you had????
bsuds wrote:Sorry to hear you lost your job Bob!
I had 6, 1 for 32 years!
Ha Ha Ha funny guy!! 32 years....must be time to retire??? Then you know what happens??
You can't fix stupid........BUT you can dress them up and over pay them to teach your kids!
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Re: How many JOBS have you had????
BoB76 wrote:bsuds wrote:Sorry to hear you lost your job Bob!
I had 6, 1 for 32 years!
Ha Ha Ha funny guy!! 32 years....must be time to retire??? Then you know what happens??
Umm...Bsuds IS retired! And having a fantastic time golfing!!
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BoB76
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Re: How many JOBS have you had????
crash 99 wrote:BoB76 wrote:bsuds wrote:Sorry to hear you lost your job Bob!
I had 6, 1 for 32 years!
Ha Ha Ha funny guy!! 32 years....must be time to retire??? Then you know what happens??
Umm...Bsuds IS retired! And having a fantastic time golfing!!
What does he have to look forward to now that he is retired?? I see retirement as the end of the road. You become fat and lazy and just take up space.
You can't fix stupid........BUT you can dress them up and over pay them to teach your kids!
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crash 99
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Re: How many JOBS have you had????
So....what? When you retire you should just die???
So that you don't "take up space?"
Why the hell bothering working then?? Maybe we should all just pull the pin right now...
So that you don't "take up space?"
Why the hell bothering working then?? Maybe we should all just pull the pin right now...
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Bsuds
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Re: How many JOBS have you had????
Gee Bob, some people retire and get old and cranky.
Glad to see you are getting a good head start on that!
Glad to see you are getting a good head start on that!
I got Married because I was sick and tired of finishing my own sentences.
That's worked out great for me!
That's worked out great for me!
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BoB76
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Re: How many JOBS have you had????
crash 99 wrote:So....what? When you retire you should just die???
So that you don't "take up space?"
Why the hell bothering working then?? Maybe we should all just pull the pin right now...
No I work to support the retirees.
You can't fix stupid........BUT you can dress them up and over pay them to teach your kids!
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Bsuds
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Re: How many JOBS have you had????
No, the retirees worked to support themselves in retirement, and if you do a good job you can retire at 55 like I did! While you can enjoy it!
You will learn that if you ever grow up!
You will learn that if you ever grow up!
I got Married because I was sick and tired of finishing my own sentences.
That's worked out great for me!
That's worked out great for me!
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BoB76
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Re: How many JOBS have you had????
bsuds wrote:No, the retirees worked to support themselves in retirement, and if you do a good job you can retire at 55 like I did! While you can enjoy it!
You will learn that if you ever grow up!
Wow you saved up some money did you?? Did you by chance work at some slack government job? If so I am supporting you. Either way my tax money is supporting your aging butt so get off your high horse and get back to reality. If it makes you feel any better you once supported seniors too. And I also will be supported by the younger generation when I get all senile and crazy.
You can't fix stupid........BUT you can dress them up and over pay them to teach your kids!
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Piecemaker
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Re: How many JOBS have you had????
All our butts are aging at the same rate.
Bsuds is neither senile nor crazy. (I've met him and I am qualified to do mental health assessments due to my work.)
There's no need to be rude.
Number of jobs I've had...about 6, with varied work assignments within the same workplace at times.
Bsuds is neither senile nor crazy. (I've met him and I am qualified to do mental health assessments due to my work.)
There's no need to be rude.
Number of jobs I've had...about 6, with varied work assignments within the same workplace at times.
It's possible to do all the right things and still get a bad result.
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Re: How many JOBS have you had????
As of college graduation, 3 jobs and a moonlight. Bartended for 2-1/2 years and worked for a few months at a lumber at the same time. Then Canadian Tire for just over 2 years. Then just over 16 years in jail.
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