Response to a spammer (spammer removed)

[mrj222]

While I appreciate your proposition I will unfortunately have to kindly decline. However I do have a proposal for you but I must solicit your Confidentiality and assure you that I am contacting you
in good faith and this proposal will be of mutual benefit for us. I am
Keithy wood Johnson, I have a business proposal in the tune of
£230,000.000.00-[Two Hundred & thirty Million British Pounds Sterling} to be
transferred to any safe account with your assistance.

I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since
I have every possibility & the advantages for the proceeds of this account
to be paid to you and then both of us can share the money, 55% to me and 45%
to you. Can I trust you on this?

I guarantee that this will be executed under a concrete special arrangement
that will protect you from any breach of law. I will not fail to bring to
your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and you should not entertain
any fears as the required arrangements have been made for the completion of
this transfer.

This money was secretly placed/deposited for an Investment before the late
holder died and none of his families or relatives knows about this money, so
it's discovered during an annual audition. If you can be trusted and capable
to handle this business with me in full confidence & trust, please quickly
contact me at :<[email protected]> and send me the following
information for documentation purpose:

(1). Full names:
(2). Private phone numbers:
(3). Current residential address:
(4). Occupation:
(5). Age and Sex:
{6}.Your Full Banking Coordinates.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Kind Regards,
Mr. Keithy w. Johnson.

[Jo]

I've removed the spam to which the above message is responding, but the response is 'way too good to remove.

[mrj222]

You're welcome I got the majority of that from my inbox

[Jo]

Too true, one's inbox is the new definitive Spammer Dictionary/Reference for most of us!

Hmm, I should move this to a forum better suited to it.