What Made You Smile Today?

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What the heck?! Is nobody having anything to smile about lately?! :200:

Today my g/friend from Golden is coming to visit me for a couple days. That has me smiling!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IALJXP8L ... r_embedded

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Captain Awesome wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IALJXP8LaS4&feature=player_embedded

A monkey drives two tigers crazy and runs them out of his territory.

:dyinglaughing: funny monkey ( got some balls as well )
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My son today, and his insistance that his hair - which REALLY needs cutting - is now actually sideburns.

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this will probably make me smile for weeks every time i think of it...

http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Bea ... story.html

Bear crashes car into trees

DENVER - A black bear attracted by the smell of a peanut butter sandwich managed to open the door of a car, climb in and got stuck, knocking the gear stick into neutral and sending the car rolling down a slope into trees.

The blare of the car horn alerted the members of the Story family who realized 17-year-old Ben's Toyota was no longer parked in the driveway of their home in Larkspur near Denver.

When they went to explore they discovered the car and trapped culprit at the bottom of the hill — a giant bear with teeth bared and claws tearing through the car's interior.

The bear was trapped inside the car for two hours before police were able to release the animal who ran off into nearby woods.

Ben and his sister Becky said the bear was likely lured into the car by a certain scintillating scent.

"There was a peanut butter sandwich in the back seat," Ben told reporters, adding that his car was ruined.


:skyisfalling: <---bear LOL
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What made me smile today was the story of the flight attendant who quit his job in such a dramatic and comical style. Loved it.

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2010/08/1 ... ndant.html
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OREZ wrote:What made me smile today was the story of the flight attendant who quit his job in such a dramatic and comical style. Loved it.

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2010/08/1 ... ndant.html


That made me smile too. Let the guy go, sheesh!
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Being my b/friend's night to cook dinner. :discodance:
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V-Rated wrote:Today my g/friend from Golden is coming to visit me for a couple days. That has me smiling!

V-Rated wrote:Being my b/friend's night to cook dinner.


It made me smile that V-Rated has a girlfriend and a boyfriend.. you lucky devil :wink: Lol
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strwbrrydvl wrote:
V-Rated wrote:Today my g/friend from Golden is coming to visit me for a couple days. That has me smiling!

V-Rated wrote:Being my b/friend's night to cook dinner.


It made me smile that V-Rated has a girlfriend and a boyfriend.. you lucky devil :wink: Lol


Or may be his girlfriend is a boy. And sometimes he's a girl. Some people are flexible, I guess.
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Ha ha haaaaaaaa too funny. :coffeecanuck:

Not only smiling... laughing here.
To clarify though, I don't sleep with the girlfriend!
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V-Rated wrote:Ha ha haaaaaaaa too funny. :coffeecanuck:

Not only smiling... laughing here.
To clarify though, I don't sleep with the girlfriend!


Okay, V-rated is 1. a guy who sleeps with his boyfriend Or, 2. a girl who has a boyfriend.

And here is a classic example of how avatars and posts are difficult to figure out who is what gender. To wit, who ever thought "babybunnies' was a guy?
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Queen K wrote: To wit, who ever thought "babybunnies' was a guy?

I need new glasses, I thought you wrote Babybunnies was gay..oops

For some strange reason that made me smile
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Long range weather forecast showing another heat wave for the northwest (sunny and thirty plus) - just in time for the Senior's Tournament this weekend (power cart time) and hopefully lasting through the fence building planned for next weekend (lumber all stained and ready to go).

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*peeks down my shirt*... oh yes... definately a girl here! :133:
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