What Made You Smile Today?
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What the heck?! Is nobody having anything to smile about lately?!
Today my g/friend from Golden is coming to visit me for a couple days. That has me smiling!

Today my g/friend from Golden is coming to visit me for a couple days. That has me smiling!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IALJXP8L ... r_embedded
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:dyinglaughing: funny monkey ( got some balls as well )Captain Awesome wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IALJXP8L ... r_embedded
A monkey drives two tigers crazy and runs them out of his territory.
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My son today, and his insistance that his hair - which REALLY needs cutting - is now actually sideburns.
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this will probably make me smile for weeks every time i think of it...
http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Bea ... story.html
Bear crashes car into trees
DENVER - A black bear attracted by the smell of a peanut butter sandwich managed to open the door of a car, climb in and got stuck, knocking the gear stick into neutral and sending the car rolling down a slope into trees.
The blare of the car horn alerted the members of the Story family who realized 17-year-old Ben's Toyota was no longer parked in the driveway of their home in Larkspur near Denver.
When they went to explore they discovered the car and trapped culprit at the bottom of the hill — a giant bear with teeth bared and claws tearing through the car's interior.
The bear was trapped inside the car for two hours before police were able to release the animal who ran off into nearby woods.
Ben and his sister Becky said the bear was likely lured into the car by a certain scintillating scent.
"There was a peanut butter sandwich in the back seat," Ben told reporters, adding that his car was ruined.
:skyisfalling: <---bear LOL
http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Bea ... story.html
Bear crashes car into trees
DENVER - A black bear attracted by the smell of a peanut butter sandwich managed to open the door of a car, climb in and got stuck, knocking the gear stick into neutral and sending the car rolling down a slope into trees.
The blare of the car horn alerted the members of the Story family who realized 17-year-old Ben's Toyota was no longer parked in the driveway of their home in Larkspur near Denver.
When they went to explore they discovered the car and trapped culprit at the bottom of the hill — a giant bear with teeth bared and claws tearing through the car's interior.
The bear was trapped inside the car for two hours before police were able to release the animal who ran off into nearby woods.
Ben and his sister Becky said the bear was likely lured into the car by a certain scintillating scent.
"There was a peanut butter sandwich in the back seat," Ben told reporters, adding that his car was ruined.
:skyisfalling: <---bear LOL
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Re: What Made You Smile Today?
What made me smile today was the story of the flight attendant who quit his job in such a dramatic and comical style. Loved it.
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2010/08/1 ... ndant.html
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2010/08/1 ... ndant.html
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That made me smile too. Let the guy go, sheesh!OREZ wrote:What made me smile today was the story of the flight attendant who quit his job in such a dramatic and comical style. Loved it.
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2010/08/1 ... ndant.html
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Being my b/friend's night to cook dinner. :discodance:
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V-Rated wrote:Today my g/friend from Golden is coming to visit me for a couple days. That has me smiling!
It made me smile that V-Rated has a girlfriend and a boyfriend.. you lucky devilV-Rated wrote:Being my b/friend's night to cook dinner.
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Or may be his girlfriend is a boy. And sometimes he's a girl. Some people are flexible, I guess.strwbrrydvl wrote:V-Rated wrote:Today my g/friend from Golden is coming to visit me for a couple days. That has me smiling!It made me smile that V-Rated has a girlfriend and a boyfriend.. you lucky devilV-Rated wrote:Being my b/friend's night to cook dinner.Lol
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Ha ha haaaaaaaa too funny. :coffeecanuck:
Not only smiling... laughing here.
To clarify though, I don't sleep with the girlfriend!
Not only smiling... laughing here.
To clarify though, I don't sleep with the girlfriend!
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Okay, V-rated is 1. a guy who sleeps with his boyfriend Or, 2. a girl who has a boyfriend.V-Rated wrote:Ha ha haaaaaaaa too funny. :coffeecanuck:
Not only smiling... laughing here.
To clarify though, I don't sleep with the girlfriend!
And here is a classic example of how avatars and posts are difficult to figure out who is what gender. To wit, who ever thought "babybunnies' was a guy?
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I need new glasses, I thought you wrote Babybunnies was gay..oopsQueen K wrote: To wit, who ever thought "babybunnies' was a guy?
For some strange reason that made me smile
I'm old enough to remember when Plastic bags were the solution to the destruction of trees!
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Long range weather forecast showing another heat wave for the northwest (sunny and thirty plus) - just in time for the Senior's Tournament this weekend (power cart time) and hopefully lasting through the fence building planned for next weekend (lumber all stained and ready to go).


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*peeks down my shirt*... oh yes... definately a girl here! :133:
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