What Made You Smile Today?

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Lady tehMa
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normaM wrote: Jan 28th, 2024, 6:50 am hmm, I pictured you as more a Mortal Kombat girl :)
Watching, yes.

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The adventure continues...

No good story ever started with; "So i stayed home."
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:130: ^^Re-watch worthy!
As WW3 develops, no one is going to be dissing the "preppers." What have you done?
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:biggrin:
Do groundhogs bite?
I'm posting this from Traditional lands of the British Empire & the current Lands of The Dominion of Canada.
I also give thanks for this ethos richness bestowed on us via British Colonialism.

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A cheque in the mail from GM warranty department.

Paid for a repair deemed covered. $649.97 rebate.

Woo hoo !
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I haven't failed until I quit.
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^^^ yep, that made me smile, Thanks eh :130:
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So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, they call them.
Imagine if you can, that one of my kids told me they thought they were a cat?
Sitting at the supper table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat!
Dad: “No son, you’re a boy! “
My son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!”
Dad: 🤔 “OK!! “
My son: “Hey, where’s my supper? “
Dad: “Your supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!”
My son: “What???”
Dad: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!”
My son in the corner looking bewildered!
Me to my wife : “Is that cat neutered”??
My wife: “I will make an appointment!! “
My son: “What??? “ 😳
Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!”
My son: “What???”
Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!”
My son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy!”
Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!”
Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today’s society has enough fruit loops already.
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:spitcoffee:
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As WW3 develops, no one is going to be dissing the "preppers." What have you done?
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When in Costa Rica years ago, there must have been a cicada emergence. The noise was similar to chainsawa running full blast.

I suspect the folks living in Georgia and other southern states will not sleep for some time to come

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Even at 85 you can't keep her handcuffed to a chair without consequences.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/idaho-mom-85 ... cutor-says
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My new puppy has taken to feeding her playmate - the Puppy in the mirrored closet doors. She lays some of her lil dog food and bits of her treats. At first I thought she careless, no she even tries to push it under for her friend.

So now I leave it til she naps, then removed. She replaces it next meal! You'd have to be a Monster not to find that adorable
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