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bb49 wrote: Sep 13th, 2022, 1:12 pm https://vancouversun.com/news/crime/acc ... oned-ahead
Wife of accused in B.C. gangster's murder sues RCMP over damage during searches

Spouse argues police should have phoned ahead so she could unlock doors


Serena Franz says that if police had called ahead, either she or her accused killer husband Matthew Dupre would have arranged to let them into their home and a lakeside property they own.

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That’s hilarious!!

Maybe would have baked a cake to serve all.

I bet she wins the lawsuit too…..snerk
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Catsumi wrote: Sep 13th, 2022, 5:47 pm That’s hilarious!!

Maybe would have baked a cake to serve all.

I bet she wins the lawsuit too…..snerk
The winner will be her lawyer. Ka-ching.
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bb49 wrote: Sep 13th, 2022, 7:31 pm
Catsumi wrote: Sep 13th, 2022, 5:47 pm That’s hilarious!!

Maybe would have baked a cake to serve all.

I bet she wins the lawsuit too…..snerk
The winner will be her lawyer. Ka-ching.
Bb, look around you. The most gawdawful things that oppose common sense are now de rigueur …popular…commonplace…expected.

She will sue for costs of kicked-in door, knocked over plant pot, dirt on doormat, all done by police to nab her deadbeat, lying, stealing, shiftless roommate who should have been drowned at birth, but with things as they are now, she has a case and will probably win as our judges are no better than the hoodlums arrested'
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https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/wo ... adlineNews

Woman running for Victoria, B.C. city council is also wanted by police

“When elected I would lobby members of council to increase the Victoria Police Department’s budget incrementally in correlation to population growth,”

Elect her, then arrest her!
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bb49 wrote: Sep 16th, 2022, 4:53 pm https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/wo ... adlineNews

Woman running for Victoria, B.C. city council is also wanted by police

“When elected I would lobby members of council to increase the Victoria Police Department’s budget incrementally in correlation to population growth,”

Elect her, then arrest her!
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Had to click on this headline: "Lost Dog Found 4x4'ing". [icon_lol2.gif]

https://www.castanet.net/news/West-Kelo ... ers#390811

And very happy he was reunited with family.
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https://www.castanet.net/news/Entertain ... erbal-fast
Kanye West giving up talking and sex for a month in 'verbal fast'.

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Makes me wonder if the headline writers are that stupid or are they just tired of their job?

Good ones nevertheless. :up:
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