How long will your stash of toilet paper last?

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How long will your stash of toilet paper last?

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Things you find on the web when you're self-isolating. Punch in how many rolls you have stockpiled, how many people in the household, etc. and find out if you bought enough.

https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/
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Our "stash" for the 2 people in our household, is no more than what we normally have, and that'll last till the end of April. Bought a 36 roll about a month and a half ago. Back in my bachelor days, that would have lasted me almost all year. God, women go through a poop load of TP [icon_lol2.gif]
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One reason is you guys can shake it off, women can't.
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oneh2obabe wrote:One reason is you guys can shake it off, women can't.

No more than 2 shakes though:

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oneh2obabe wrote:One reason is you guys can shake it off, women can't.


We could put a blow dryer closer to the toilet?
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And hand sanitizer??
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I bought a 12 pack 3 years ago and still have 9 rolls. I'll guess another 20 years. I just dont use it anymore, having a bidet.
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Was just in Coopers.
They had at least 30 packs left on the shelf.
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I bought 4 - 24 packs of 3ply on sale at Christmas.
Three times my usual purchase as the price was really low.

I figured I wouldn't need any till late summer or so.

I gave away a total of 28 rolls I think since the shortage started.

Still have plenty left so don't even notice the empty shelves since I'm supplied
for a while yet.

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So when are the shelves going to be fully stocked again? All those hoarders from a month ago should be good for some time to come. Is everyone else that missed the initial hoarding trying to get into the act now, therefore keeping the shelves bare?
Will this hoarding continue for ever?

Has anyone seen any kind of inventory at Costco? At Superstore?
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Did my monthly shopping spree in Superstore Westbank at 7:30 this morning - lots of toilet paper on the shelves. No club pack (30 rolls = 100 rolls) of the PC brand but they did have other brand names - so many rolls = 60, 70, or 80 rolls.
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Are people still looking for toilet paper because they can't find any? That's bizarre.
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Still shortages Fancy, and some insane prices out there.
I have 29 rolls left, so hopefully enough to last until the shortage is over.
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Managed to get some at CT yesterday. But it cost me $21
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Damn, that's highway robbery Merry. Grabbed the PC club pack April 5th and it was only $17.98 plus tax.
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