Need advice, quick, or else...

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alanjh595
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Re: Need advice, quick, or else...

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If it should move, but doesn't = WD40 it.

If it moves but shouldn't = Duct Tape it.

If it still moves, = not enough Duct Tape.
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LANDM wrote:
oldtrucker wrote:WD-40
Redneck solutions all in one can :up:

It belongs in the minimalist toolkit of all one ever needs....along with Vise Grips®️ and a bigger hammer.


OMG! Don't forget the Duct Tape!
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If it moves and you don't want it to - use Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and you want it to - use WD-40.
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flamingfingers wrote:If it doesn't move and you want it to - use WD-40.


I tried that and he is still living in the basement! :laugh:
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Bsuds wrote:I tried that and he is still living in the basement! :laugh:


It's true then......if there is someone in your house that comes in, messes up your stuff, eats your food,and then leaves......

you either married it or gave birth to it.
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If you can't fix it with a hammer,
you have an electrical problem.
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