McDonald's Spam burger, any other ideas?

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Must be another Slow News Day in Kelowna

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I always thought their regular patties were made with Mystery Meat, so other than adding Oreos what's the difference [icon_lol2.gif]

Lets have some fun here.
If you could design some Crazy McDonald's Burger, what would you put on the menu?

Me, being a Vegetarian would design a Veggie patty with Black Eyed Pees and ensure that there are some whole pees on the surface. Looking like they are watching you.
Cooked in some Beet juice to add the red blood look.
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I'd make a burger where the lower bun would be a slice of pizza.
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I thought the Spam Burger was the Ultimate Signal that they ran out of ideas.

How about the Corona Burger? It comes in hospital bed shapped box and the napkins resemble masks. It's a mung bean-based vegetarian burger seasoned with tumeric, garlic and hot "secret" spices rumoured to ward off viruses.
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Queen K wrote:I thought the Spam Burger was the Ultimate Signal that they ran out of ideas.

How about the Corona Burger? It comes in hospital bed shapped box and the napkins resemble masks. It's a mung bean-based vegetarian burger seasoned with tumeric, garlic and hot "secret" spices rumoured to ward off viruses.
Spam has been on the McDonald’s menu in Hawaii for a very long time. I used to chuckle to myself in a Monty Pythonesque way when ordering Spam and Eggs.
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stuphoto wrote:...... ensure that there are some whole pees on the surface.
Ewwwww.......ensuring there is pee on the surface..... :200:
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LANDM wrote:
stuphoto wrote:...... ensure that there are some whole pees on the surface.
Ewwwww.......ensuring there is pee on the surface..... :200:
Mighty sure that is a typo.
That is a typo, right Stuphoto?
:135: :135:
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Sorry typo

This is what I was thinking about
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The MacPython burger:

Chinese steamed bun with a minced python patty, sea weed topping with Hoy Sin sauce, served with a side of 1/2 cooked shredded potatoes.

For desert, a confectionery known as "Crunchy Frog" covered in chocolate.

I Stole that last one from an early Monty Python episode; "Whizzo Chocolates"!

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Blame Oreos, they pop out a new flavor or gimmick monthly. They are coming out with Lady Gaga oreos
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" Mcdonald's makes Mcchicken, McDonalds makes McSpam"
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Egg McMuffin with a dollop of hollandaise sauce.

The Egg McBenny.

You're welcome.

On another note, please, just bring back the McRib for the Love of God! They have it back in the US and as usual, we get diddly-squat :swear:
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I think mcd’s should do everyone a huge favour and actually make heart-attack in a bun. [icon_lol2.gif]
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Is the McWrap still a product?
I always found it amazing that nobody did an auditory test on the name, McCrap. :biggrin:
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OKkayak wrote:Egg McMuffin with a dollop of hollandaise sauce.
Awhile back I had to get some testing done and had to fast before taking them.

I was starving and had to go to work so I stopped and grabbed a couple of egg mcbarffins.

My God they were horrible! Never again!
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ok, a burger bun, all the fixings, with another half bun inside
oh wait - that's what their burgers taste like now
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One with real Beef in it would be nice.

Oh ya and the fixings that I actually asked for too.
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