Naked Man Strolls Down The Street

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Rejigger wrote: Aug 13th, 2021, 2:41 pm
mexi cali wrote: Aug 13th, 2021, 2:38 pm Is his name Johnson?
We'll never know if his name is Johnson or John (for short) because someone had to get to work.
I know right? Not sure that I would have copped to being late for work as the reason I couldn't get out in front.
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Rejigger wrote: Aug 13th, 2021, 2:37 pm ...But maybe y'all should mind your own business and definitely DON'T have any internet fun with this light-hearted article, you must be serious all the time.
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I mean, he at least wasn't the one taking photos of a naked man and had them posted on the internet lol. Sometimes a call to police is all that is needed. It isn't like he was jerking off in the bushing near a park or something...

I mean, I love a fun news article, like the one the other week about saving those turtles. Fun, wholesome, positive. This one doesn't really fit that bill.
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whatwhat wrote: Aug 13th, 2021, 2:52 pm I mean, I love a fun news article, like the one the other week about saving those turtles. Fun, wholesome, positive. This one doesn't really fit that bill.
Maybe if they didn't hide his butt it would have been more fun. :D
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PoplarSoul wrote: Aug 13th, 2021, 2:55 pm
Maybe if they didn't hide his butt it would have been more fun. :D
Good point lol!
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Ya it's funny. But it's also illegal. People have been charged for less. If you don't want to follow societies rules, move.
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Brings a whole new meaning to “hanging out” on Abbott Street.
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Graphite wrote: Aug 13th, 2021, 3:09 pm Ya it's funny. But it's also illegal. People have been charged for less. If you don't want to follow societies rules, move.
Ummmm, to where? Isn't everywhere society?
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Seriously, if this was the worst thing to happen to anyone on that particular day, I'd say it was a pretty good day.
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whatwhat wrote: Aug 13th, 2021, 2:13 pm Honestly, sometimes people need to just mind their business. Not everything warrants a photo and a news article.
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And no smoke smell on yer clothes.. :smt045
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mexi cali wrote: Aug 13th, 2021, 2:49 pm I know right? Not sure that I would have copped to being late for work as the reason I couldn't get out in front.
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mexi cali wrote: Aug 13th, 2021, 3:35 pm
Graphite wrote: Aug 13th, 2021, 3:09 pm Ya it's funny. But it's also illegal. People have been charged for less. If you don't want to follow societies rules, move.
Ummmm, to where? Isn't everywhere society?
Nope. Move to the woods
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I keep seeing this headline Naked Man Strolls Down The Street,
and waiting for the punch line.
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Graphite wrote: Aug 13th, 2021, 4:06 pm
mexi cali wrote: Aug 13th, 2021, 3:35 pm

Ummmm, to where? Isn't everywhere society?
Nope. Move to the woods
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Graphite wrote: Aug 13th, 2021, 3:09 pm Ya it's funny. But it's also illegal.
Cop #1, "Cuff him!"
Cop #2, "You cuff him!"
Cop #1, "No, you cuff him!"
Cop #2, "No, you cuff him! I did the last guy."
Naked Man, "Can we hurry this up? I have to pee."
People have been charged for less.
At the station, Cop #3 tasked with booking Naked Man, "Got any ID?"
And they laugh and laugh and laugh...

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