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the stats are not made to look any other than they are... the works listed are considered valid and true accounts by Scholars worldwide and the bible has indeed been cited as being the most valid of ancient textsAnyone can make stats look good in their favour
I suppose it depends on wether that supreme power wanted to force you to his will or notWouldn't a supreme power looking over the entire planet come up with a better solution than to burn a few rules onto stone tablets and pass them out to a handful of people guided by one man and a dozen followers and then watch what happens?
To some believers that statement is as nutty as saying why cant there be daylight during the dayA couple thousand years later and he can't provide us with a little more guidance?
Ah that he does... That he doesAh but he works in mysterious ways...

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I can’t exactly say I’m a Christian (as my personal beliefs step outside the bounds of structured Christianity) but I found this piece I thought I would share:
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like."
The Lord led the holy man to two doors.
He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.
But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.
The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.
The Lord said, "You have seen Hell."
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, "I don't understand."
It is simple," said the Lord. "It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves."
When Jesus died on the cross, He was thinking of you.
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like."
The Lord led the holy man to two doors.
He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.
But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.
The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.
The Lord said, "You have seen Hell."
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, "I don't understand."
It is simple," said the Lord. "It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves."
When Jesus died on the cross, He was thinking of you.
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This is the first time I have read or heard of the stew parable.
While my beliefs also "step outside the bounds of structured Christianity", I find myself surprised that the Lord and the holy man didn't simply feed the starving group.
What sort of self respecting Lord or holy man doesn't feed the hungry?
While my beliefs also "step outside the bounds of structured Christianity", I find myself surprised that the Lord and the holy man didn't simply feed the starving group.
What sort of self respecting Lord or holy man doesn't feed the hungry?
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He opened one of the doors and the man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the man's mouth water.
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.
But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.
The man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The man said, "I don't understand."
It is simple - it requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves."
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sleepdeprived wrote:This is the first time I have read or heard of the stew parable.
While my beliefs also "step outside the bounds of structured Christianity", I find myself surprised that the Lord and the holy man didn't simply feed the starving group.
What sort of self respecting Lord or holy man doesn't feed the hungry?
Is this where the "free will" variable is introduced as explanation to your question?
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But that's just common sense Saxon. Of course we should help each other.
Doesn't it strike you as odd though that a holy man and the lord would not feed these guys? I mean ok, use their story in an illustrative lesson.
But I'm thinkin', feed the starving guys first (for God's sake). Make the value lesson; help even those who are unable to solve their own problems.
Doesn't it strike you as odd though that a holy man and the lord would not feed these guys? I mean ok, use their story in an illustrative lesson.
But I'm thinkin', feed the starving guys first (for God's sake). Make the value lesson; help even those who are unable to solve their own problems.
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Trey Parker
Trey Parker
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just as harsh as to sit there and starve yourself to death just because you are too stubborn and full of hate to feed the man next to you..that you are prepared to watch him die or die yourself first.
Ok to me this parable gets across the message that in 'life' we should be helping eachother to survive... Its not literally people sat in a room starving
You talk about how the Lord should feed them ... now if this was all in a literal sense then Im sure he would feed them but as it's meant to show how we should treat eachother in life, he cant... I could not treat someone good or nice from you on your behalf.... Well I suppose in some situations I could but It wouldn't mean as much as you yourself doing it
Ok to me this parable gets across the message that in 'life' we should be helping eachother to survive... Its not literally people sat in a room starving
You talk about how the Lord should feed them ... now if this was all in a literal sense then Im sure he would feed them but as it's meant to show how we should treat eachother in life, he cant... I could not treat someone good or nice from you on your behalf.... Well I suppose in some situations I could but It wouldn't mean as much as you yourself doing it