Jesus

[razzledazzle]

That's My King (Rock Mix)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trPPAcvK ... r_embedded

ENJOY FOLKS

[Aluminium]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzMjGbSoTj4

[Mr Danksworth]

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Awesome! Mojo Nixon, Skid Roper, and Jello Biafra covering an old folk song by George Cromarty and Ed Rush......The gods do exist.


I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nations
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
I'm afraid He'll have to go
His magnets ruin my radio
And if I have a wreck He'll leave a scar

Riding down a thoroughfare
With His nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead, but He don't mind
Trouble coming He don't see
He just keeps His eye on me
And any other thing that lies behind

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Though the sunshine on His back
Make Him peel, chip and crack
A little patching keeps Him up to par

When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say "damn"
I can let all my curses roll
Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
'Cause he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic saved my soul

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Once His robe was snowy white
Now it isn't quite so bright
Stained by the smoke of my cigar

If I weave around at night
And policemen think I'm tight
They never find my bottle, though they ask
Plastic Jesus shelters me
For His head comes off, you see
He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Ride with me and have a dram
Of the blood of the Lamb
Plastic Jesus is a holy bar

[fundyfisherman]

According to scripture , Romans 8 . Jesus is a older brother to those humans that due overcome this world and reach their maximum destiny .

He is also according to scriptures Col 1 , John 1 , Hebrews 1 . The one who did the createing of the universe .

And if you Study close he was also the God of the old testament .

King David said , The Lord said to my Lord set thou at my right hand ! Yes Jesus sets at the Fathers right hand . So Jesus was King Davids Lord .

Before Abraham was I AM , Said Jesus . It was I Am that moses met in the burning bush , So I guess Jesus was around for a while .

Just who do we have for a older brother ?

[fundyfisherman]

The guy with the long hair is not Jesus as Jesus is described 2 times in scripture once in Daniel when he got in the fire with the hebrew Children before he became a man.

Once in Rev by John on the Island of Patmos , after being a man.


Both times he is described with white hair , Eyes like Flames , Feet like polished brass , A voice that booms and shakes .


The guy with the long hair does appear in visions to Penticostals though , So Who could he be ?

Well Satain was a Cheribun . They walk upright like a man . They can have 4 faces , Eagle , Ox , Lion or a man . So could this be a picture of Satan you are all posting for Jesus ? It's my bet ! Its no wonder the second command of God was to make no graven Images . Could we be showing Satans picture to our children?

[Mr Danksworth]

So you mean jesus wasn't white with long straight hippy hair? Damn, now I'm going to have to go all over town painting jesuses brown...might have to chisel out a jew fro from those long locks too.
We wouldn't want our kids accidentally worshiping satan, now would we.

[steven lloyd]

So you mean jesus wasn't white with long straight hippy hair?

nope

Damn, now I'm going to have to go all over town painting jesuses brown...

yup

...might have to chisel out a jew fro from those long locks too.

maybe

We wouldn't want our kids accidentally worshiping satan, now would we.

nope

[Mr Danksworth]

Good gods! We agree! Is there a rare planetary alignment or something? :124:

[Mr Danksworth]

[Captain Awesome]

Too gay, really. Other than that, a definite possibility!

[Mr Danksworth]

[quote="fundyfisherman"
The guy with the long hair does appear in visions to Penticostals though , So Who could he be ?

Well Satain was a Cheribun . They walk upright like a man . They can have 4 faces , Eagle , Ox , Lion or a man . So could this be a picture of Satan you are all posting for Jesus ? It's my bet ![/quote]

So are you saying that Pentecostals worship satan? Classy....inter-christian dogma wars. My jesus is better than your jesus......jesus christ! All of this over a myth, sad.

[Mr Danksworth]

Too gay, really. Other than that, a definite possibility!

In the story he did hang out with 12 guys...like all of the time. Didn't have much time for chasing tail either.

[Captain Awesome]

Are you saying first pride parade was Jesus carrying his cross?

[I Think]

I may have posted this before, but here goes
So jesus was stomping around on this cool green sphere about 2,000 years ago, in an area where arabic or one of its cousins was the language of the day.
So the first time any one heard english was when the crusaders came down to introduce their flavor of christership to the heathens around 1,100 years later.
So how come these here jesus disciple cats all had english names, not an Omar or Hymie in the bunch.

[Mr Danksworth]

Are you saying first pride parade was Jesus carrying his cross?

Zing! :dyinglaughing: