Pastor Dave's Column

[GordonH]

Remembering our firefighters
by Contributed - Story: 48445
Jul 24, 2009 / 11:30 am

I am going to tell you a secret. When I was a young man, I wanted to be a fire fighter :ohmygod: . What an adventure, I thought. I could save people :dyinglaughing: unlike the B.S your pushing now , and rescue them from the flames. I could protect the environment, and preserve Beautiful BC. Everybody would appreciate me, right? Right.

Darn PD some of the readers of your column wished you had. Myself as one.

[steven lloyd]

"I am the last of the truth-sayers"

who said that exactly? Sure wasn't Pastor Dave in his Column.

Thank God for those among us who are still “truth-sayers”, ...

... implying “truth-sayers” are a favoured but declining group that he belongs to. Maybe not "the last" as yet, but certainly a member of a diminishing group.

[quietlywatching84]

I became a fire fighter fighting a different kind of fire.

Wow, slowdown!

(Kudos to anybody who can say that 3 times fast)

[Mr Danksworth]

I wonder what kind of fires he fights to put himself in the league of real firefighters. Living a childhood fantasy in his head to make himself feel special. Fraking tool.

[normaM]

maybe he just likes wearing suspenders, and spotted dogs

[Piecemaker]

maybe he just likes wearing suspenders, and spotted dogs

How do you wear a spotted dog?! :dyinglaughing:

[normaM]

note comma LOL.
I can't wait for Monday's musings.

[Mr Danksworth]

He's outsourcing now. She somehow manages to equate adult stores with drug addiction and prostitution. Sorry sweetcheeks, but sex toys, kink, and lingerie does not a junkie prostitute make.

[normaM]

Only six?
Wonder if she went inside to have a boo, seems to have chatted up the Peeler joints.

[hellomynameis]

Does "Sex Shop" mean places like the 'Love Den', where you can buy:


......................

14 inch
LONG CHOCOLATE BROWN DILDO's,
14 amp

digital VIBRATORS with ball bearings and silicone rabbits,

extremely easy to clean tapered ANAL BEADS,

strawberry shortcake flavoured CONDOMS and a large collection of *bleep* flicks that all have the exact same routine; ORAL, FRONTDOOR, ORAL, BACKDOOR, ORAL, BACKDOOR again, MONEY SHOT.

Is that what she means by "Sex shop"?

Because if that's what she meant I'd have to concur that they are just like the

in-house prostitution businesses, escort services, and exotic massage parlors.

that she compares them to.

After all, my wife and I can't open the middle drawer of the nightstand, ON EITHER SIDE OF THE BED, without also slapping each other around and stuffing $20's down the crack of each others *bleep*.

Give me a break!


As for the rest of it, sure lets rage against the dens of unwilling prostitution and the meth dealers.

[normaM]

PD is off jet setting.

[Mr Danksworth]

I must be psychic. I read the title of his newest column and I thought to myself, 'I bet he's talking about the bible'. Lo and behold, I was right. He is nothing if not predictable.

[normaM]

I must be psychic. I read the title of his newest column and I thought to myself, 'I bet he's talking about the bible'. Lo and behold, I was right. He is nothing if not predictable.

but not quick total psychic - it's another guest columnist
Lets guess next weeks " sermon"

[GordonH]

I must be psychic. I read the title of his newest column and I thought to myself, 'I bet he's talking about the bible'. Lo and behold, I was right. He is nothing if not predictable.

but not quick total psychic - it's another guest columnist
Lets guess next weeks " sermon"

Lets not and say we did.


Were in the world is PD or better were would we like him to be. Be nice or not that's up to you.

[RR24K]

but not quick total psychic - it's another guest columnist
Lets guess next weeks " sermon"

Lets not and say we did.


Were in the world is PD or better were would we like him to be. Be nice or not that's up to you.

Well, I hear they will need evangelists on Mars. PD a one way ticket.