Pastor Dave's Column

GordonH · Post by **GordonH** » Jul 24th, 2009, 2:45 pm

Remembering our firefighters
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Jul 24, 2009 / 11:30 am

I am going to tell you a secret. When I was a young man, I wanted to be a fire fighter :ohmygod:

. What an adventure, I thought. I could save people :dyinglaughing:

unlike the B.S your pushing now , and rescue them from the flames. I could protect the environment, and preserve Beautiful BC. Everybody would appreciate me, right? Right.

Darn PD some of the readers of your column wished you had. Myself as one.

steven lloyd · Post by **steven lloyd** » Jul 24th, 2009, 6:08 pm

sobrohusfat wrote:
"I am the last of the truth-sayers"

who said that exactly? Sure wasn't Pastor Dave in his Column.

Thank God for those among us who are still “truth-sayers”, ...

... implying “truth-sayers” are a favoured but declining group that he belongs to. Maybe not "the last" as yet, but certainly a member of a diminishing group.

quietlywatching84 · Post by **quietlywatching84** » Jul 24th, 2009, 7:01 pm

I became a fire fighter fighting a different kind of fire.

Wow, slowdown!

(Kudos to anybody who can say that 3 times fast)

Mr Danksworth · Post by **Mr Danksworth** » Jul 24th, 2009, 10:19 pm

I wonder what kind of fires he fights to put himself in the league of real firefighters. Living a childhood fantasy in his head to make himself feel special. Fraking tool.

normaM · Post by **normaM** » Jul 25th, 2009, 4:52 am

maybe he just likes wearing suspenders, and spotted dogs

Piecemaker · Post by **Piecemaker** » Jul 25th, 2009, 10:08 am

normaM wrote:maybe he just likes wearing suspenders, and spotted dogs

How do you wear a spotted dog?! :dyinglaughing:

normaM · Post by **normaM** » Jul 25th, 2009, 11:11 am

note comma LOL.
I can't wait for Monday's musings.

Mr Danksworth · Post by **Mr Danksworth** » Aug 3rd, 2009, 8:05 am

He's outsourcing now. She somehow manages to equate adult stores with drug addiction and prostitution. Sorry sweetcheeks, but sex toys, kink, and lingerie does not a junkie prostitute make.

normaM · Post by **normaM** » Aug 3rd, 2009, 8:43 am

Only six?
Wonder if she went inside to have a boo, seems to have chatted up the Peeler joints.

hellomynameis · Post by **hellomynameis** » Aug 3rd, 2009, 11:12 am

Does "Sex Shop" mean places like the 'Love Den', where you can buy:

......................

14 inch
LONG CHOCOLATE BROWN DILDO's,
14 amp

digital VIBRATORS with ball bearings and silicone rabbits,

extremely easy to clean tapered ANAL BEADS,

strawberry shortcake flavoured CONDOMS and a large collection of *bleep* flicks that all have the exact same routine; ORAL, FRONTDOOR, ORAL, BACKDOOR, ORAL, BACKDOOR again, MONEY SHOT.

Is that what she means by "Sex shop"?

Because if that's what she meant I'd have to concur that they are just like the

in-house prostitution businesses, escort services, and exotic massage parlors.

that she compares them to.

After all, my wife and I can't open the middle drawer of the nightstand, ON EITHER SIDE OF THE BED, without also slapping each other around and stuffing $20's down the crack of each others *bleep*.

Give me a break!

As for the rest of it, sure lets rage against the dens of unwilling prostitution and the meth dealers.

normaM · Post by **normaM** » Aug 10th, 2009, 5:13 am

PD is off jet setting.

Mr Danksworth · Post by **Mr Danksworth** » Aug 10th, 2009, 8:31 am

I must be psychic. I read the title of his newest column and I thought to myself, 'I bet he's talking about the bible'. Lo and behold, I was right. He is nothing if not predictable.

normaM · Post by **normaM** » Aug 10th, 2009, 2:23 pm

soulra wrote:I must be psychic. I read the title of his newest column and I thought to myself, 'I bet he's talking about the bible'. Lo and behold, I was right. He is nothing if not predictable.

but not quick total psychic - it's another guest columnist
Lets guess next weeks " sermon"

GordonH · Post by **GordonH** » Aug 11th, 2009, 6:59 pm

normaM wrote:
soulra wrote:I must be psychic. I read the title of his newest column and I thought to myself, 'I bet he's talking about the bible'. Lo and behold, I was right. He is nothing if not predictable.

but not quick total psychic - it's another guest columnist
Lets guess next weeks " sermon"

Lets not and say we did.

Were in the world is PD or better were would we like him to be. Be nice or not that's up to you.

RR24K · Post by **RR24K** » Aug 11th, 2009, 7:08 pm

whatisupcastanet wrote:
normaM wrote:
soulra wrote:I must be psychic. I read the title of his newest column and I thought to myself, 'I bet he's talking about the bible'. Lo and behold, I was right. He is nothing if not predictable.

but not quick total psychic - it's another guest columnist
Lets guess next weeks " sermon"

Lets not and say we did.

Were in the world is PD or better were would we like him to be. Be nice or not that's up to you.

Well, I hear they will need evangelists on Mars. PD a one way ticket.

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