We are all atheists
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We are all atheists
If you don't believe in the god thor, or ra , aphrodite, then according to Richard Dawkins you are an athiest. He goes on to say that some of us are one god ahead of the bunch.
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Re: We are all athiests
honestly...I don't know what I am.
I hmmmm and haaaaa, but as I get older, I don't know where I belong.
I hmmmm and haaaaa, but as I get older, I don't know where I belong.
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Re: We are all athiests
nibs wrote:If you don't believe in the god thor, or ra , hermaphrodite, then according to Richard Dawkins you are an athiest.
Hermaphrodite is a person with both male and female reproductive organs. I'm not sure how they got mixed up with Thor or Ra.
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Re: We are all athiests
Maybe that should be Aphrodite, instead of hermaphrodite.
You cannot reason someone out of a position that they did not use reason to arrive at.
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Re: We are all athiests
Can't I just make up my own god not to believe in?
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster is up for grabs.
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Aphrodite was supposedly good looking. Hermaphrodites on the other hand...meh.
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Re: We are all atheists
nibs wrote:If you don't believe in the god thor, or ra , aphrodite, then according to Richard Dawkins you are an athiest. He goes on to say that some of us are one god ahead of the bunch.
actually this is what Dawkins said " We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."
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CaptainAwesome wrote:Aphrodite was supposedly good looking. Hermaphrodites on the other hand...meh.
You haven't lived until you've been 'surprised''

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writerdave wrote:The Flying Spaghetti Monster is up for grabs.
And as high priest:

The adventure continues...
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Re: We are all atheists
At least the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster accepts evolutionary theory......
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Re: We are all atheists
soulra wrote:CaptainAwesome wrote:Aphrodite was supposedly good looking. Hermaphrodites on the other hand...meh.
You haven't lived until you've been 'surprised''
nah, Jaye is just a beautiful man.
test that assumption at your earliest convenience
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Re: We are all atheists
A lot of people can be seen praying to the lottery gods.
Does tithing the lottery gods guarantee an afterlife?
Does tithing the lottery gods guarantee an afterlife?
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Re: We are all atheists
Sacrificing the first born might work, but why wait 'til he/she is born.
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Putz wrote:Sacrificing the first born might work, but why wait 'til he/she is born.
Because he/she wouldn't be "first born" if he/she wasn't born.... wait for it....
A He/she?
A heshe!
Ahesi
Ahi
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Putz wrote:Sacrificing the first born might work, but why wait 'til Thunnus albacares is born.
Because then Thunnus albacares wouldn't be "first born" if Thunnus albacares wasn't born.
Game over.
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