We are all atheists

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Is yellowfin tuna, meat? How many points do you get for a win? I'm a neophyte, a mere babe in the woods please be gentle.
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Putz wrote:Is yellowfin tuna, meat? How many points do you get for a win? I'm a neophyte, a mere babe in the woods please be gentle.


"Meat" is the sweet swill of outlandish internet humour, the tuna fish is sauce.. well actually the he/she is the sauce and the tuna is the sauce-noa, kay?

Besides all that, Tuna steak? You are not going to tell me something in steakform isn't meat so: come on? come on!

Also,

New-Internet does not NES-e-SARS-orly? abrogate Third Age sayings and "looks like meat is back on the menu" is most definitely an Orcish parable.

Either way I'm covered.


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If you've got teenagers at home, or know someone who does, insert ***rolling eyes OOOoooooKKKKkkkk smiley*** here. I'm sorry I'm not savvy to, or up to, your obvious internet lingo superiority. :) It may take me awhile to have this translated. (and my kids tell me the internet is interesting and easy (mutter))
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nice to see Hellomni in such a good mood...either that or really angry...?
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Actually I'd call it being in a high state of psychosis "Aw ripe for the pickings dhat one is, eh mate?" brought on from a bad day at work and a broken gas gauge/gas cap shtick(*bleep* Volkswagen!) that lead to UTTER HILARITY!!!!!!! after work. :spinball: :cursor: :spinball: :cursor:
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Hello Hello, there are lots of VW nurses in Victoria, just find a nice one to hold your hand, you will feel sooo much better.
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What is this: WE ARE ALL ATHEIST. One person speaking for all. Speak for yourself and let me speak for myself. I don't speak for others. Please let me speak for myself. If your or I are Atheists then let us say so. To ASSUME would make an *bleep* out of U and ME.
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Do you believe in Zeus?
Nothing on the Internet is so serious it can't be laughed at, and nothing is as laughable as people who think otherwise.
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Some love steak & chicken but won't eat pork, horse, cat, therefore...
we are all vegetarian!!
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Nice try, but you obviously don't understand the argument.
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rubbish.

Vegetarians could say:
"some of us have carried the only obviously logical perspective to its ultimate conclusion.
Once the rest of you delusional flesh eating nutjobs become more enlightened you'll join us and the world will finally be rid of the horror that is your local abattoire, and a far healthier place...Now stop blindly following your leader "The Colonel" with his wee beedy eyes and trying to foist his dang herbs and spices on the rest of us!"


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mmmm...chiiiicken!
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Meat exists, vegans believe that, vegans believe that eating meat (which does exist) is not good.

Athiests dont believe that got (meat) exists. They believe that eating god is not possible.

"God made man in his own image"
God is invisible
Why is man not invisible?

I read that someplace.
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you...you can't see me right now... can you?? :200:
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Not quite sure Sobro, are you the one with the red hair and the lap top, or are you the blond putting whiteout on the monitor?
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An emotion is a feeling without touching.

If a person has Feelings, Knows what Innocence is, has Understanding of what they have learned, Use their knowledge with Wisdom, Knows their inner self and what is around the outer self must believe in something so, Is there any such thing as an Atheist?

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