What kind of gun would jesus carry?

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What kind of gun would jesus carry?

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"But they didn't have guns then" You say.
Answer "But if jesus was god, he could have got one anyway".
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Boomstick?
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jesus would never carry a gun.

but then that because his dad has the biggest one around. and with a wicked scope.
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Soulra have you considered getting some help ?
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Have you considered getting a sense of humour?

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soulra wrote:Have you considered getting a sense of humour?

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What you consider funny is the product of a sick and twisted mind a common thread that runs through pretty much all your postings !
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Awww. Somebody needs to take it easy. Getting a wee bit excited. Don't make me call republican jesus, he doesn't like whiners.
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Back on topic.
I'm going with the classic M-16, a lean mean peacekeeping machine.
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I found republican Jesus pretty funny.
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Jesus with a gun is definitely republican.
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Sierra T wrote:Jesus with a gun is definitely republican.


jesus ON a gun is definitely republican.

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