What kind of gun would jesus carry?

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I am thinking about allowing pologamy as not too much about it being wrong in scripture accept the scripture of desireing the office of a deacon . And many patroits had more then one wife such as Abraham and Isreal And Solomon was a bit too greedy .

So what you guys think you want a pologamy allowing church ? Can't allow being gay though as way too many scriptures against it ,thats got to be repented of if you want in .
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fundyfisherman wrote:I am thinking about allowing pologamy as not too much about it being wrong in scripture accept the scripture of desireing the office of a deacon . And many patroits had more then one wife such as Abraham and Isreal And Solomon was a bit too greedy .

So what you guys think you want a pologamy allowing church ? Can't allow being gay though as way too many scriptures against it ,thats got to be repented of if you want in .


If using scripture, or consensual scripture, is the key criterion we would soon find ourselves isolated and derided. I mean, modern society ain't too keen on us having sex with our children, keeping slaves, infanticide as a suitable punishment for lipping-off, and a whole plethora of outmoded biblical 'laws'. Maybe that's why the modern society is in such 'bad' shape? How could we find acceptance?
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He would sling a M1 Garand, end of story.

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fundyfisherman wrote: am thinking about allowing pologamy


Funday Mentalist church official definitions

POLO GAMY ..
N The effects of mating with polo ponies slang/ chuckar - rhymes with other slang in common use.
V The act of mating during water polo games, usually discreet because of the introduction of underwater cameras.
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fundyfisherman wrote: Can't allow being gay though as way too many scriptures against it ,thats got to be repented of if you want in .


Not that I’d really be interested in participating in any organized religion, but if I were to be involved with the creation of a new one I certainly wouldn’t build it around any precept that defies modern knowledge and simply promotes the perpetuation of ignorance. Ignorance is already enough of a problem in this world.

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