I found Jesus!

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Mr Danksworth
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I found Jesus!

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Jesus has been found through the power of science! Hellajewya!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -Mars.html

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Great picture of a carrot in the other article.
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NSFW? :dyinglaughing:
I will now wait for the concern trolls to complain about the damaging image.
:skyisfalling: Waht eef my keeds were in the room? How would I explain a carrot with a penis? :skyisfalling:
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Knew he would lose is way back. Could someone send a taxi and pick him up. Damn fool. Oops darn fool.
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Nice Mountains.
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Bsuds wrote:Nice Mountains.



Damn your right. Cancel the taxi.
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Mr Danksworth wrote:How would I explain a carrot with a penis?


Just tell em god works in mysterious ways.
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I already told you guys before.. if you're looking for jesus, he's next to Waldo and Bin Laden.
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You just haven't lived until you have seen Jesus on your dogs butt...

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AlanH wrote:You just haven't lived until you have seen Jesus on your dogs butt...

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:dyinglaughing: You're gonna go to hell for that.
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steven lloyd wrote: :dyinglaughing: You're gonna go to hell for that.


One convenience of being Agnostic is, I am aware that after a life on non-servitude, and once finally faced with actual proof of God's existence upon arriving at St. Peters gates, I can then conveniently repent all sins that are applicable according to the Bible. No hell for me, I have plausible denyability in my court.

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