Cataclysmic Natural Disaster Imminent

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Cataclysmic Natural Disaster Imminent

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Given:
    - Women who wear revealing clothing (ie not covering their heads) and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes. [1]
    - Iceland is the most feminist country in the world. [2]
    - Iceland just banned strip clubs. [2]
    - Within weeks of the ban, a massive volcano erupts. [3]
    - A world-wide movement is underfoot to get women to show cleavage. [4]

Therefore:
    Since oppression of women causes earthquakes, it is fair to conclude that banning the degradation of women via strip clubs caused the volcano. Given the fact Iceland's population pales in comparison to the rest of the world, logic would tell us this world-wide stunt is going to cause the most devastating natural disaster ever witnessed by man.

Quod erat demonstrandum.

Now run for hills people, before it is too late!

[1] http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8631775.stm
[2] http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/ ... st-country
[3] Google.com <--- You know what to do.
[4] U.S. student dares women to bust out for 'Boobquake'
Last edited by Glacier on Apr 23rd, 2010, 7:13 am, edited 2 times in total.
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Johanna Sigurdardottir, named as Iceland's prime minister on Sunday, is the first openly lesbian head of government in Europe, if not the world - at least in modern times.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7862804.stm
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What? Woman for a prime minister? Those fools!
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Wait! The banning of strip clubs has just created a new illegal underground market with absolutely NO customers at the root of supply. Therefore, since strip clubs are banned, organized crime will find absolutely NO Way to supply demand (customers) with a service/commodity and put absolutely no women's lives in danger, whatsoever. Under no circumstances will women have an illegal opportunity to make money illegally in Iceland. Because, logically, we know that if what people want is banned, they won't want it anymore. No way is any woman getting exploited in Iceland anymore.

Therefore Katla should blow any day now.
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LOL I'm looking forward to"Boobquake Day" on the 26th!!!
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I was looking forward to someone, anyone edit the title of this thread, but did I see that happen? As about likely B_A of you witnessing a good old fashioned Boobquake. Why I tried to drum up support for Boobquake in my own little thread and what do I get? Hordes of buxom women supporting my idea to show that some cleric is indeed the real boob? No, I get one-liner quips from men without boobs.

So B_A, what are the chances of you and yours enjoying the earthquake invoking cleavage some backwater Iranian cleric swears is creating the Wrath of God? If Castanet is any indication....and measured in bra size, between a AA and a DD cup, about an A.
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oh there are lots of men with boobs, now they are shirtless and we get treated to seeing them and the wonderful huge hairy belly hanging over their shorts. Do people not own mirrors?
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normaM wrote:oh there are lots of men with boobs, now they are shirtless and we get treated to seeing them and the wonderful huge hairy belly hanging over their shorts. Do people not own mirrors?


Obviously not.
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