Keepers - A Depository for Snippets of Wisdom

[Meema]

Don't dwell on who let you down, cherish those who hold you up!

[steven lloyd]

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

[kgcayenne]

Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.






I'm not much of a drinker, but that's damn funny.

[Glacier]

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

I like that one, Steven. I take it this is one of your favourite Spoonerisms given the number of times you have referred to this quote lately!


"As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do."
- Andrew Carnegie

[SILENCE]

I like that one, Steven. I take it this is one of your favourite Spoonerisms given the number of times you have referred to this quote lately!

It's actually a Tom Waits quote but goes "I'd rather have an empty bottle in front of me that a prefrontal lobotomy"


eta : "In order for you to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure" Bill Cosby

[steven lloyd]

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

I like that one, Steven. I take it this is one of your favourite Spoonerisms given the number of times you have referred to this quote lately!

It's actually a Tom Waits quote but goes "I'd rather have an empty bottle in front of me that a prefrontal lobotomy"

I was wondering where it came from. I don’t even know where I heard it first. I’ve always thought it was quite funny though. Kinda like the dyslexic agnostic who was suffering from insomnia:

“Used to lie awake at night and wonder if there was a Dog”

( is it wrong to laugh at your own lame jokes ? )

[SILENCE]

lol - maybe a little..

[1nick]

everytime I see something go screaching across a room and latch on to my freinds face and he screams and flails trying to get it off,I just gotta laugh because...... what is that thing?
Jack Handy

[JLives]

A human being is a part of the whole...He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings, as something separate from the rest - a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison...Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison - Albert Einstein

[Soundsprofound]

we the underpaid, who have done so much with so little, will now attempt to do the impossible with nothing.

A great slogan when I worked in health care

[Mr. Personality]

People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like
-Abraham Lincoln

[Glacier]

Eat what you burn, spend what you earn.

[fluffy]

If you don't change direction, you're going to end up right where you're headed.

[fluffy]

Logic made easy:

A ham sandwich is better than nothing.
Nothing is better than eternal happiness.
A ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness."

[steven lloyd]

It just doesn't get any more straightforward than that.