Jesus arrives May 21?
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Jesus arrives May 21?
A comment made on a local radio station that there are billboards erected through out the US, this one is in Seattle proclaiming the exact day of the second coming. As a believer, I believe it is inevitible, but proclaiming an exact date? I think these types of statements give "the other side" ammunition against religous faith when it does'nt happen.
STUPID PEOPLE MAKE MY HEAD HURT.
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Re: JESUS ARRIVES MAY 21
Wondering if Mother Nature is arriving with Him to bring spring? Just a thought
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BGV666 wrote:A comment made on a local radio station that there are billboards erected through out the US, this one is in Seattle proclaiming the exact day of the second coming. As a believer, I believe it is inevitible, but proclaiming an exact date? I think these types of statements give "the other side" ammunition against religous faith when it does'nt happen.
If he does come, can I have your stuff?
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Want to know the secret formula???? It has been revealed and I know it
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All I can say is ............. "Toque up!!!"
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BGV666 wrote:A comment made on a local radio station that there are billboards erected through out the US, this one is in Seattle proclaiming the exact day of the second coming.
Is He showing up in Seattle then ? Are tickets on sale yet ?
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steven lloyd wrote:BGV666 wrote:A comment made on a local radio station that there are billboards erected through out the US, this one is in Seattle proclaiming the exact day of the second coming.
Is He showing up in Seattle then ? Are tickets on sale yet ?
Yes they are... its free and come as you are.....
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He says the world will end on 21 May, because that will be 722,500 days from 1 April AD33, which he believes was the day of the Crucifixion. The figure of 722,500 is important because you get it by multiplying three holy numbers (five, 10 and 17) together twice. "When I found this out, I tell you, it blew my mind," he said.
Duh - it was right in front of our noses the whole time LOL
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 54139.html
Duh - it was right in front of our noses the whole time LOL
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 54139.html
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Corneliousrooster wrote:He says the world will end on 21 May, because that will be 722,500 days from 1 April AD33, which he believes was the day of the Crucifixion. The figure of 722,500 is important because you get it by multiplying three holy numbers (five, 10 and 17) together twice. "When I found this out, I tell you, it blew my mind," he said.
Duh - it was right in front of our noses the whole time LOL
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 54139.html
I guess he missed the part where it says ; No man knows the hour the minute or the day.
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cutter7 wrote:Corneliousrooster wrote:He says the world will end on 21 May, because that will be 722,500 days from 1 April AD33, which he believes was the day of the Crucifixion. The figure of 722,500 is important because you get it by multiplying three holy numbers (five, 10 and 17) together twice. "When I found this out, I tell you, it blew my mind," he said.
Duh - it was right in front of our noses the whole time LOL
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 54139.html
I guess he missed the part where it says ; No man knows the hour the minute or the day.
But that is just because the first draft of the bible was written before Athena taught math to the greeks. Once the romans plagerized greek culture for themselves and indoctrinated its subjects with its own bastardized christianity in the form of catholicism combined with the advances on the decimal place of Pi, which when cross referenced with the old testament and revelations using holy numbers multiplied together twice - its just so blatantly obvious.
Anyone want to go out drinkin and celebrate the apocalypse? Its on me! i am gonna pull one over on the credit card companies and max out my cards by the 20th
see you all in hell (Yes - YOU too! )
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In Seattle out of all places....
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Captain Awesome wrote:In Seattle out of all places....
I'm guessing it because Jesus needed a coffee.
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I wonder if he is going to pay airport taxes?
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jesus built my hotrod
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I'll have to find something to wear, and new shoes. Seattle is lovely in May
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