The Rapture (and pet insurance)

[CatherineC]

So, as a lot of people know, 6PM local time on May 21st,2011 will be when The Rapture occurs.

Unfortunately, your pets might not go with you. While heaven includes animals "The wolf and the lamb will feed together, and the lion will eat straw like the ox, but dust will be the serpent’s food. They will neither harm nor destroy on all my holy mountain, says the LORD." (Isaiah 65: 25, NIV) your animals might not join you until their deaths (presumably at the end of the world or due to violent circumstances during the 7 years of the Great Tribulation)

Your animals face terrible deaths if left alone, whether by starvation or in the brutal time period that follows (hunted for food possibly, Rev 6:5-6 speaks of poverty and a lack of food, pets will likely be eaten in this case)

I, or should I be raptured, one of my assistants will take care of your pets in exchange for $1,000 in either cash or postdated cheque.I have a house with a fenced yard and when the situation becomes too grave, will humanely euthanize them. I have stockpiled several large tanks of nitrogen, which quickly and painlessly renders animals unconscious and causes death within minutes.

I have also stockpiled approximately 10,000 gallons of water in sealed, underground tanks in anticipation of fresh waters turning into a blood like substance (Rev 16:4-7) and have adequate protection for your pets from the heat (The sun will scorch the people on earth with fierce heat (Rev 16:8-9).

I require your pets to be current on vaccinations and free of illness. Included in this service is transportation in the Kelowna area (outside the city limits, I require $1.45 per KM for travel costs)

Please feel free to contact me if you have any questions.

[prairieflower]

Wow! Seriously?

[strwbrrydvl]

[JLives]

I will be camping at that time so they can eat the rest of our food and then return to the wild.

[prairieflower]

I will be camping at that time so they can eat the rest of our food and then return to the wild.

The thing I don't get is the $1000. I mean come-on! Can I say

[CatherineC]

I will be camping at that time so they can eat the rest of our food and then return to the wild.

Just be aware that hail and fire, mixed with blood, and they were thrown to the earth; and a third of the earth was burned up, and a third of the trees were burned up, and all the green grass was burned up.
Revelation 8:7

Pray that your camping spot will not be in the 1/3rd!

[strwbrrydvl]

The thing I don't get is the $1000. I mean come-on! Can I say

Some folks are actually doing this sort of thing.

The scammers shall be rich!

[prairieflower]

well I guess property values will go down at least

[CatherineC]

The thing I don't get is the $1000. I mean come-on! Can I say

I'm just trying to cover my costs, dog food and the supplies I have stockpiled do not come cheap!

[prairieflower]

I will be camping at that time so they can eat the rest of our food and then return to the wild.

The thing I don't get is the $1000. I mean come-on! Can I say

Some folks are actually doing this sort of thing.

yes and i am sorry, i just don't get it.....when the earth ends, it ends.....BANG! I don't think i will need to send anyone any money for that one!

[prairieflower]

The thing I don't get is the $1000. I mean come-on! Can I say

I'm just trying to cover my costs, dog food and the supplies I have stockpiled do not come cheap!

But if the Rapture is coming, why will you need the money if as you said earlier....

Just be aware that hail and fire, mixed with blood, and they were thrown to the earth; and a third of the earth was burned up, and a third of the trees were burned up, and all the green grass was burned up.
Revelation 8:7 Pray that your camping spot will not be in the 1/3rd!

What says that you will be around? Have you been told?

[CatherineC]

What says that you will be around? Have you been told?

I have sinned, but I have hired other sinners (and one really great Buddhist) as assistants in case I am taken up.

[strwbrrydvl]

I'm not going anywhere either, I'll take a few thousand $ too okay? Lol

[CatherineC]

I'm not going anywhere either, I'll take a few thousand $ too okay? Lol

All positions have been filled, thank you for your interest.

[prairieflower]

I'm not going anywhere either, I'll take a few thousand $ too okay? Lol

All positions have been filled, thank you for your interest.