The Rapture (and pet insurance)

[prairieflower]

What says that you will be around? Have you been told?

I have sinned, but I have hired other sinners (and one really great Buddhist) as assistants in case I am taken up.

ok wait! Honest question.....what if those sinners are taken? and what about the really great Buddhist?

I am thinking it will be every person for themselves IF this is happening, and I am positive all those animals will look after themselves (for they were here long before us)

[CatherineC]

ok wait! Honest question.....what if those sinners are taken? and what about the really great Buddhist?
I am thinking it will be every person for themselves IF this is happening, and I am positive all those animals will look after themselves (for they were here long before us)

Those who have not accepted Jesus Christ as their saviour (so definitely the Buddhist) will not get taken up. Besides, only 200 million Christians will be raptured according to most sources, so there will be many Christians left over to suffer horrible deaths during the Great Tribulation.

[prairieflower]

ok wait! Honest question.....what if those sinners are taken? and what about the really great Buddhist?
I am thinking it will be every person for themselves IF this is happening, and I am positive all those animals will look after themselves (for they were here long before us)

Those who have not accepted Jesus Christ as their saviour (so definitely the Buddhist) will not get taken up. Besides, only 200 million Christians will be raptured according to most sources, so there will be many Christians left over to suffer horrible deaths during the Great Tribulation.

Thank you. And those sources are.....

[normaM]

I think we're the first time zone to be hit - I'll have to move my cocktail hour up. And Zoe gets to come with me. Hey, I'm waiting til Monday to pay my Visa bill.

[prairieflower]

I will be camping at that time so they can eat the rest of our food and then return to the wild.

Camp near a lake jenny!

[CatherineC]

Thank you. And those sources are.....

http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/li ... gment.html

[normaM]

well we have til mid Oct. Prolly some smoking deals during the " Rapture Day " sales.

[CatherineC]

Camp near a lake jenny!

This will do you no good!
And the third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood.
Revelation 16:4

[prairieflower]

good heavens........and here I thought 2012 was the time.......what the heck!

We are supposed to see the end of the earth twice in 2 years.....in 3 days AND next year

what do you wear to an end of the world party

[prairieflower]

well we have til mid Oct. Prolly some smoking deals during the " Rapture Day " sales.

[Bsuds]

Please feel free to contact me if you have any questions.

How can we contact you at the funny farm?

[xjeepguy]

The thing I don't get is the $1000. I mean come-on! Can I say

Some folks are actually doing this sort of thing.

The scammers shall be rich!

Why not ? It's worked for the global warming scam so far. Cha-ching !!!

[ifwisheswerehorses]

CatherineC - Quit stealing my customers!!!!
I've worked very hard these past few weeks to establish a client base.

[grammafreddy]

Besides, only 200 million Christians will be raptured according to most sources,

Good luck with the crowds up there. Registration is gonna be a bi!ch to get signed in and your room allocated. I think I'll pass and stay here.

[Verminator]

I saw a forum somewhere that asked the question 'what will you be doing during the Rapture?' The best answer? I'll be using flying Christians for target practice!