The Rapture (and pet insurance)

[Queen K]

The most fun thread EVER, and I've almost missed it.

Please send me all gold, jewelry, securities, property deeds and nice vehicles for safe-keeping should the Rapture happen. I've got a nice backyard to bury most of it in so it's secure in case you come back, ejected out of heaven for being luke warm or something.

And could everyone just agree that the 2011 taxes are a "no go" for next year and stop keeping track? Thanks.

I plan to wear jeans and a crisp white shirt to the rapture party, heels too extreme?

[Queen K]

CatherineC, excess doggy food is always accepted at the SPCA, or in your case, all of them.

[normaM]

looks like I've been stood up.Oh well, there's always next year

[CatherineC]

looks like I've been stood up.Oh well, there's always next year

Well, it's supposed to be at 6pm. I wanted to find some "true believer" and chain them to the ground, giving them a choice of either sawing off their leg with a butter knife or missing the rapture, but I think that would be really cruel ;)

Anyways....

[normaM]

Well, we don't leave til mid Oct so maybe Harold is just off a few days. Or off his rocker

[Bsuds]

He is certainly off a few

[prairieflower]

I am just wondering if all the "suckers" oops "believers" got their grand back?

Enjoy your Sunday

[Roadster]

You dont get your grand back, she paid for all of the food she stored with it, and now you gotta take yer dog to her house every day so it can eat. I hope she gave those who paid the address of what is now, the NEW DOGGIE DINER

[CatherineC]

You dont get your grand back, she paid for all of the food she stored with it, and now you gotta take yer dog to her house every day so it can eat. I hope she gave those who paid the address of what is now, the NEW DOGGIE DINER

LOL, Actually, I think Canada is fairly free of this idiocy. Sure, our wonderful prime minister's loonie church believes Christ's return is imminent, but not this imminent. So all is safe, no food was ordered and I'm a despicable little troll who would thinks sheep were born to be fleeced ;)

[Roadster]

WHat??? you,,, you mean we believed you and it was just a lie??? Holy cow, I sent my check already!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Queen K]

Damn, go to the bank and have it cancelled.

Many many Christians are wishing they did exactly that, but the real despicable slimebag, sleazebag troll is NOT giving back any of the 80 million dollars his fleeced flock has sent him, can you believe it?

[Queen K]

You dont get your grand back, she paid for all of the food she stored with it, and now you gotta take yer dog to her house every day so it can eat. I hope she gave those who paid the address of what is now, the NEW DOGGIE DINER

LOL, Actually, I think Canada is fairly free of this idiocy. Sure, our wonderful prime minister's loonie church believes Christ's return is imminent, but not this imminent. So all is safe, no food was ordered and I'm a despicable little troll who would thinks sheep were born to be fleeced ;)

Oh sorry, but was your business model fashioned or inspired after this guy's?

http://www.scpr.org/news/2011/05/21/aft ... CC%3A+News)


He also promised to walk dogs and feed cats for a price and his clientale shot through the roof after Camping started his raving lunacy. His clientale is NOT getting their money back. And he recommends that if you are really concerned about your earth bound pets, then find someone who will not be raptured (a long list) to act as pet executer.

I sincerely hope you didn't get a dime. Maybe we aren't as gullible as those South of us, but who knows?

[Queen K]

I am just wondering if all the "suckers" oops "believers" got their grand back?

Enjoy your Sunday

Get their money back?

This is all over the net that Camping has no intentions of returning around 80 Million dollars back to his Sheeple.

http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/article ... ze-yet.htm

Please take a look at how this slimebag justifies his actions. We are spending "wisely" to get the word out. Righto.

[Queen K]

So, as a lot of people know, 6PM local time on May 21st,2011 will be when The Rapture occurs.

Unfortunately, your pets might not go with you. While heaven includes animals "The wolf and the lamb will feed together, and the lion will eat straw like the ox, but dust will be the serpent’s food. They will neither harm nor destroy on all my holy mountain, says the LORD." (Isaiah 65: 25, NIV) your animals might not join you until their deaths (presumably at the end of the world or due to violent circumstances during the 7 years of the Great Tribulation)

Your animals face terrible deaths if left alone, whether by starvation or in the brutal time period that follows (hunted for food possibly, Rev 6:5-6 speaks of poverty and a lack of food, pets will likely be eaten in this case)

I, or should I be raptured, one of my assistants will take care of your pets in exchange for $1,000 in either cash or postdated cheque.I have a house with a fenced yard and when the situation becomes too grave, will humanely euthanize them. I have stockpiled several large tanks of nitrogen, which quickly and painlessly renders animals unconscious and causes death within minutes.

I have also stockpiled approximately 10,000 gallons of water in sealed, underground tanks in anticipation of fresh waters turning into a blood like substance (Rev 16:4-7) and have adequate protection for your pets from the heat (The sun will scorch the people on earth with fierce heat (Rev 16:8-9).

I require your pets to be current on vaccinations and free of illness. Included in this service is transportation in the Kelowna area (outside the city limits, I require $1.45 per KM for travel costs)

Please feel free to contact me if you have any questions.

Yup, sounds like the business model I found posted on-line just a few short moments ago.

http://www.scpr.org/news/2011/05/21/aft ... CC%3A+News

But I'll do it again.

Anyone have a ban cannon?

[Roadster]

Damn, go to the bank and have it cancelled.
Many many Christians are wishing they did exactly that, but the real despicable slimebag, sleazebag troll is NOT giving back any of the 80 million dollars his fleeced flock has sent him, can you believe it?

I did but they said since it is going to a religious organization I couldn't cancel it, something about them churches being a higher power then we know, or the devil coming and destroying the bank for allowing the cancellation,,,,,