Did Jesus have any kids?

memorymaker · Post by **memorymaker** » Dec 3rd, 2011, 6:33 pm

Just wondering if anyone out there has this info. Seems at that time condoms and birth control
were not around and the bible said he drank wine and hung out with Mary M who was not a truely upstanding
citizen, plus he was a human male and I'm sure he was not a virgin.... So I ask,,,,,,,, any kids that could
call a blood line? Is there DNA? How could you prove you are or are not a blood relative?

Just wondering,,,, no real reason...

grammafreddy · Post by **grammafreddy** » Dec 3rd, 2011, 6:36 pm

memorymaker wrote:Just wondering if anyone out there has this info. Seems at that time condoms and birth control
were not around and the bible said he drank wine and hung out with Mary M who was not a truely upstanding
citizen, plus he was a human male and I'm sure he was not a virgin.... So I ask,,,,,,,, any kids that could
call a blood line? Is there DNA? How could you prove you are or are not a blood relative?

Just wondering,,,, no real reason...

Maybe he didn't have blood or DNA. Good thing Mary didn't file a paternity suit against God - try prove THAT one!

5VP · Post by **5VP** » Dec 3rd, 2011, 6:52 pm

Sure; why not? Tom Hanks even did 2 documentaries recently on that very subject...

We are all given the blood of God/Christ when we come screaming outa the darkness into this life. It had to come from somewhere...

Nebula · Post by **Nebula** » Dec 3rd, 2011, 6:55 pm

memorymaker wrote:I'm sure he was not a virgin

There's a definitive fact for ya. "I'm sure."

I'm as sure he didn't exist as you are sure he wasn't a virgin.

grammafreddy · Post by **grammafreddy** » Dec 3rd, 2011, 7:18 pm

5VP wrote:Sure; why not? Tom Hanks even did 2 documentaries recently on that very subject...

We are all given the blood of God/Christ when we come screaming outa the darkness into this life. It had to come from somewhere...

Well, there ya go then ... where do I line up to get child support from God payments?

Or is he one of those deadbeat dads we keep hearing about?

Figures.

coffeeFreak · Post by **coffeeFreak** » Dec 3rd, 2011, 7:34 pm

5VP wrote:Sure; why not? Tom Hanks even did 2 documentaries recently on that very subject...

We are all given the blood of God/Christ when we come screaming outa the darkness into this life. It had to come from somewhere...

Just to clarify, those movies were based on fiction, but it uses historical facts, but as for the rest of it? It's as verifiable as the Bible is. Just sayin...

Nebula · Post by **Nebula** » Dec 3rd, 2011, 7:37 pm

Um yeah, documentaries? Wow.

JOF585 · Post by **JOF585** » Dec 3rd, 2011, 7:39 pm

This thread is funny. Mary was a virgin apparently. Arcangel Gabriel came to her and told her she was with child. Well...that's what she told Joseph anyways. Hummm ??? If she was married to Joseph how could she be a virgin ? Hummm ???
Jesus was half man, half ??? Arcangel ??? I heard he had a brother.

coffeeFreak · Post by **coffeeFreak** » Dec 3rd, 2011, 7:43 pm

JOF585 wrote:This thread is funny. Mary was a virgin apparently. Arcangel Gabriel came to her and told her she was with child. Well...that's what she told Joseph anyways. Hummm ??? If she was married to Joseph how could she be a virgin ? Hummm ???
Jesus was half man, half ??? Arcangel ??? I heard he had a brother.

Apparently the spirit of the lord came down upon this 14 year old virgin and impregnated her. I think that's how it goes.

grammafreddy · Post by **grammafreddy** » Dec 3rd, 2011, 8:12 pm

coffeeFreak wrote:
JOF585 wrote:This thread is funny. Mary was a virgin apparently. Arcangel Gabriel came to her and told her she was with child. Well...that's what she told Joseph anyways. Hummm ??? If she was married to Joseph how could she be a virgin ? Hummm ???
Jesus was half man, half ??? Arcangel ??? I heard he had a brother.

Apparently the spirit of the lord came down upon this 14 year old virgin and impregnated her. I think that's how it goes.

She was 14?? Cripes, that's RAPE and CHILD MOLESTING!!!

Only problem is ... how do ya handcuff something that doesn't exist?

Mind you, the trial could prove interesting ................

coffeeFreak · Post by **coffeeFreak** » Dec 3rd, 2011, 8:16 pm

grammafreddy wrote:
coffeeFreak wrote:
JOF585 wrote:This thread is funny. Mary was a virgin apparently. Arcangel Gabriel came to her and told her she was with child. Well...that's what she told Joseph anyways. Hummm ??? If she was married to Joseph how could she be a virgin ? Hummm ???
Jesus was half man, half ??? Arcangel ??? I heard he had a brother.

Apparently the spirit of the lord came down upon this 14 year old virgin and impregnated her. I think that's how it goes.

She was 14?? Cripes, that's RAPE and CHILD MOLESTING!!!

Only problem is ... how do ya handcuff something that doesn't exist?

Mind you, the trial could prove interesting ................

Yeah, kind of wonder how they'd pick the jury, let alone the judge.

French Castanut · Post by **French Castanut** » Dec 3rd, 2011, 8:16 pm

Too many Davinci Code movie watching in here.

Who created God?

JOF585 · Post by **JOF585** » Dec 3rd, 2011, 8:23 pm

all tattooed wrote:
Who created God?

I don't know. Who ?

JLives · Post by **JLives** » Dec 3rd, 2011, 8:25 pm

all tattooed wrote:Who created God?

Man.

grammafreddy · Post by **grammafreddy** » Dec 3rd, 2011, 8:26 pm

jennylives wrote:
all tattooed wrote:Who created God?

Man.

Now, that's the gawd's truth for sure.

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