Adam & Eve, married?
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Re: Adam & Eve, married?
all tattooed wrote:I dunno if they were married... But I know for sure what they did together in the cherry bush.
Getting kinky with a snake, were they?
I know there's an apple in this story somewhere .......
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Re: Adam & Eve, married?
grammafreddy wrote:all tattooed wrote:I dunno if they were married... But I know for sure what they did together in the cherry bush.
Getting kinky with a snake, were they?
I know there's an apple in this story somewhere .......
One eyed trouser snake, it was, but they don't tell you about that bit. Can't have people knowing they were talking about naughty bits, now can they?
Trying to get spiritual nourishment from a two thousand year old book is like trying to suck milk from the breast of a woman who has been dead that long.
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Re: Adam & Eve, married?
emc group wrote:Were they ever legally married? When did marriage become fashionable?
Wonder were the first Law Offices..........Oh yes the corner of 1st ave & 1st street Garden of Eden, and of course someone broke the prenuptial and took a bite of the fruit .......... tisk.........tisk.
just kidding........hahaha
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Re: Adam & Eve, married?
This is explained in great detail in the Urantia Book...
Widen your gaze and amazing things will appear before you...
Widen your gaze and amazing things will appear before you...
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This is why this is so sad, no one has an answer. It is all based on faith and hope, well, I have faith that the sun will come up tomorrow, and hope that I will win the lottery. Why do ppl base their whole life on a dream? There is no PROOF. Just this leather bound book of dreams.
I have a parent that thinks he will get a galaxy of his own, with ppl to rule over,,, I just can not buy that. If it does happen, cool, but I did not need to spend a lifetime ignoring MY kids to follow a sci fi dream.
Ps .I do like sci fi, but i do not fashion my life around darth vader coming back.
I have a parent that thinks he will get a galaxy of his own, with ppl to rule over,,, I just can not buy that. If it does happen, cool, but I did not need to spend a lifetime ignoring MY kids to follow a sci fi dream.
Ps .I do like sci fi, but i do not fashion my life around darth vader coming back.
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Re: Adam & Eve, married?
5VP wrote:
Widen your gaze and amazing things will appear before you...
Do ya spose that's what Adam said to Eve to convince her have sex out of wedlock?
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I didn't know "that" was called a "gaze"...
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Re: Adam & Eve, married?
grammafreddy wrote:I know there's an apple in this story somewhere .......
that was the one snow white bit into casting her into a deep sleep.......