Jim Bakker?

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SassySasquatch
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Jim Bakker?

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He had a doomsday shopping channel show going on the Miracle Network at 2am. It was entertaining but now it's gone. Now where am I gonna get a decent nuclear holocaust H2O filtration system bottle? Oh, and don't forget about the 20 year supply of dehydrated food pouches in plastic 5 gallon containers. Seriously, he had some interesting guests, I'll miss it.
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SassySasquatch wrote:He had a doomsday shopping channel show going on the Miracle Network at 2am. It was entertaining but now it's gone. Now where am I gonna get a decent nuclear holocaust H2O filtration system bottle? Oh, and don't forget about the 20 year supply of dehydrated food pouches in plastic 5 gallon containers. Seriously, he had some interesting guests, I'll miss it.

What happened? Did Tammy Fae come back to haunt him? Her image still haunts me.

I thought all Christians would be raptured before any nuclear holocaust could vaporize them. Who were his customers then? Muslims?
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His new wife Lori is easy on the eyes though - Good for him!
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cliffy1 wrote:I thought all Christians would be raptured before any nuclear holocaust could vaporize them. Who were his customers then?

Not all Christians believe in the rapture. And even among the ones that do, there is much debate as to whether it will occur before, during, or after the Tribulation.
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SassySasquatch wrote:He had a doomsday shopping channel show going on the Miracle Network at 2am. It was entertaining but now it's gone. Now where am I gonna get a decent nuclear holocaust H2O filtration system bottle? Oh, and don't forget about the 20 year supply of dehydrated food pouches in plastic 5 gallon containers. Seriously, he had some interesting guests, I'll miss it.



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Hope there is one in Toronto!
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