I want to add a chapter to the Bible

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I want to add a chapter to the Bible

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Except for some killing and other ugly things that happen in the old testament,
I don't mind the bible at all. I actually like the book. But after all these years, I
think one new chapter needs to be added to the bible, and since I know I'm easily
the most honest and fair person on this forum - BY FAR - there's no better person to write
this new chapter than me.

Does anyone see a problem with adding a new chapter to the bible, and deleting some other
stuff that isn't that great?

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OK.

This is the wrong forum for bible talk. Looks like no one knew that God
clearly said no one is allowed to add one word or take away one word to the bible.
If I would have added a chapter, no matter how good that chapter was, God would be mad.
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Re: I want to add a chapter to the bible, and delete some st

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You can add a chapter or two if you want. People have been doing it for years.
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trelen wrote:You can add a chapter or two if you want. People have been doing it for years.

Yes, but you will notice that they are all dead now. Proof god got mad a smote them.
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Re: I want to add a chapter to the bible, and delete some st

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Thinktank wrote:OK.

This is the wrong forum for bible talk.


You are correct.
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Re: I want to add a chapter to the bible, and delete some st

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Thinktank wrote:clearly said no one is allowed to add one word or take away one word to the bible.

I think that what it said was this, which is not the same thing that you're saying it says.

Even so, if I were God, I'd be a bit upset too if Thinktank's ramblings were added into any book used for spiritual guidance. Heck, even if I weren't God, and just a fan of good literature, I'd be pretty upset.
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Re: I want to add a chapter to the Bible

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Anyway - only a pope is allowed to add or take away from the bible, I've heard.

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