Hell
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Hell
For me the absolute worst thing that could happen after death,
Is to be forced to spend eternity with the proselytizing, self indulgent, self righteous, smarmy Christians such as the ones that come knocking on my door, trying to get me to join their JW/Mormon/Baptist/Episcopalian/Adventist/etc., cults.
Is to be forced to spend eternity with the proselytizing, self indulgent, self righteous, smarmy Christians such as the ones that come knocking on my door, trying to get me to join their JW/Mormon/Baptist/Episcopalian/Adventist/etc., cults.
We're lost but we're making good time.
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Re: Hell
the worst thing that could happen would be placed in a room full of crooks, rip off artists
swindlers, cheaters, liars, scam artists, thieves, (yes - many would be lawyers ) but it would also
include church people, drug addicts, alcoholics - pretty much everyone on earth, and they
would all be grinning with the biggest crooks having the biggest grin and there would be a moderator
in that room, the devil himself who looks just like George Soros who would tell me I'm not allowed
to speak and anything I say will be deleted.
And I would be in that room full of grinning people for eternity.
swindlers, cheaters, liars, scam artists, thieves, (yes - many would be lawyers ) but it would also
include church people, drug addicts, alcoholics - pretty much everyone on earth, and they
would all be grinning with the biggest crooks having the biggest grin and there would be a moderator
in that room, the devil himself who looks just like George Soros who would tell me I'm not allowed
to speak and anything I say will be deleted.
And I would be in that room full of grinning people for eternity.
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Re: Hell
I (and I'm sure a number of others) won't have to worry about it. I think there's a special room for all those "proselytizing, self indulgent, self righteous, smarmy Christians".
Truths can be backed up by facts - do you have any?
Fancy this, Fancy that and by the way, T*t for Tat
Fancy this, Fancy that and by the way, T*t for Tat
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Re: Hell
The idea of Hell always confused me. I definitely am not religious, so maybe it is just my ignorance of that topic.
It always confused me that you could live the most hateful, sinister life, such as a child molester or serial murderer, and on your death bed repent and God will forgive you and to Heaven you will go. But if you live a great, caring, joyful, love filled life but did one thing wrong, like steal food because your family was starving, or loved someone of the same sex as you, that means you would go to Hell. Obviously there are really *bleep* people out there, who do horrible things that you would hope would go to Hell. But I feel that some "sins" are forgivable depending on the circumstances.
When I die, and I find out there actually is a Heaven and Hell, I guess I will probably end up in Hell. I stole a pack of candy once as a kid, and had sex before marriage, I have lied, I drink alcohol occasionally, and used to smoke weed. But I also volunteer with the homeless, work with people who have mental health illnesses, have empathy for the drug addicts, alcoholics, thieves. I hope Hell is more like a super fun party, where people can drink and openly love whoever they want because that sounds like a way better place to be then in Heaven.
It always confused me that you could live the most hateful, sinister life, such as a child molester or serial murderer, and on your death bed repent and God will forgive you and to Heaven you will go. But if you live a great, caring, joyful, love filled life but did one thing wrong, like steal food because your family was starving, or loved someone of the same sex as you, that means you would go to Hell. Obviously there are really *bleep* people out there, who do horrible things that you would hope would go to Hell. But I feel that some "sins" are forgivable depending on the circumstances.
When I die, and I find out there actually is a Heaven and Hell, I guess I will probably end up in Hell. I stole a pack of candy once as a kid, and had sex before marriage, I have lied, I drink alcohol occasionally, and used to smoke weed. But I also volunteer with the homeless, work with people who have mental health illnesses, have empathy for the drug addicts, alcoholics, thieves. I hope Hell is more like a super fun party, where people can drink and openly love whoever they want because that sounds like a way better place to be then in Heaven.
hail Satan y'all
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Re: Hell
To me, hell would be waking up in the middle of the night and discovering that I just cut a wet fart... or being stuck in a room with Think Tank for several hours..
Trying to get spiritual nourishment from a two thousand year old book is like trying to suck milk from the breast of a woman who has been dead that long.
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Re: Hell
Hell would be giving two drug addicts $250.00 and two days later they come to me saying "can I borrow some money?"
"can I borrow some money?"
"can I borrow some money?"
"can I borrow some money?"
"can I borrow some money?"
"can I borrow some money?" over and over
or if I go out and paint over a rainbow colored crosswalk with white paint because I want
to make it look cleaner and better and I discover a mob of 100 anti-religious nuts - not too bright - have
assumed I am a bigot, and they've somehow gotten pitchforks and are chasing me around and around and around
a waterslide.
that would be hell.
"can I borrow some money?"
"can I borrow some money?"
"can I borrow some money?"
"can I borrow some money?"
"can I borrow some money?" over and over
or if I go out and paint over a rainbow colored crosswalk with white paint because I want
to make it look cleaner and better and I discover a mob of 100 anti-religious nuts - not too bright - have
assumed I am a bigot, and they've somehow gotten pitchforks and are chasing me around and around and around
a waterslide.
that would be hell.
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Re: Hell
cliffy1 wrote:To me, hell would be waking up in the middle of the night and discovering that I just cut a wet fart... or being stuck in a room with Think Tank for several hours..
Ditto on the stuck with Think Tank.
Worse than hell would be!
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Re: Hell
Here's Hell:
Being in a rich fancy theater with gold everywhere and every luxury you can imagine
full of smiling well dressed millionaires and on stage is Stephen Harper singing "Hey Jude"
while he plays the piano, and Netanyahu and his wife have a big giant grin - wide as the Dead Sea in Israel,
and just outside this amazing theater the bombs are falling on Palestinians. Hey Jude don't make it bad - take a sad
song and make it better - over and over and just outside this amazing theater the bombs are falling on Palestinians.
That would be hell.
Being in a rich fancy theater with gold everywhere and every luxury you can imagine
full of smiling well dressed millionaires and on stage is Stephen Harper singing "Hey Jude"
while he plays the piano, and Netanyahu and his wife have a big giant grin - wide as the Dead Sea in Israel,
and just outside this amazing theater the bombs are falling on Palestinians. Hey Jude don't make it bad - take a sad
song and make it better - over and over and just outside this amazing theater the bombs are falling on Palestinians.
That would be hell.
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