The Bible Says All Christians Should Vote for Trump

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Glacier
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The Bible Says All Christians Should Vote for Trump

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I decided to use some atheist logic and understanding of the Bible so I searched the Blue Letter Bible for all the names of the folks running for president. Guess what, only Trump's name is mentioned in the Bible, and it's mentioned twice. Therefore, God says he's the man for the job.

QED.
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