The Wonder Bible
- TreeGuy
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The Wonder Bible
20 years ago this might have been hi-tech. Don’t they know about smart phones?
Reminds me of this commercial
Reminds me of this commercial
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Re: The Wonder Bible
BUT WAIT!!!! THERES MORE!!!
Order your wonder bible now and receive a 3 C.D. set of "Jesus Sings Ragtime"...That's Right,The Actual Voice Of J.BOY singing all the Ragtime Greats!!!
Now you may say "how can the church sell this so cheaply..there must be a catch"
BUT NO THERE ISNT!!!!...The church operates tax free so were passing on the savings directly to you!!!
"BUT WAIT...THERES MORE"...order within the next two hours and also receive "THE COMPLETE BOOK OF TONGUES TRANSLATION"...THATS RIGHT!!!! Now you will know exactly what those posessed by the holy spirit are actually saying when they convulse.
MUST BE 18 or OVER and stupid as a brick!!!
ORDER NOW
Order your wonder bible now and receive a 3 C.D. set of "Jesus Sings Ragtime"...That's Right,The Actual Voice Of J.BOY singing all the Ragtime Greats!!!
Now you may say "how can the church sell this so cheaply..there must be a catch"
BUT NO THERE ISNT!!!!...The church operates tax free so were passing on the savings directly to you!!!
"BUT WAIT...THERES MORE"...order within the next two hours and also receive "THE COMPLETE BOOK OF TONGUES TRANSLATION"...THATS RIGHT!!!! Now you will know exactly what those posessed by the holy spirit are actually saying when they convulse.
MUST BE 18 or OVER and stupid as a brick!!!
ORDER NOW
Sometimes you eat the bear.....sometimes the bear eats you.
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Re: The Wonder Bible
^^^^Now that’s some good material right there^^^^
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Re: The Wonder Bible
I don't care if it rains or freezes
long as I got my plastic jesus
sittin on
the dashboard of my car
comes in colors
pink and pleasant
glows in the dark
cause its irridecent
take it with you
when you travel far
get yourself a sweet
madonna
dressed in rhinestones
sittin on a
pedastal of abalone shell
goin ninety
i aint scary
cause i got
my virgin mary
assuring me that
I wont go to hell
From COOL HAND LUKE motion picture...sung by Paul Newman
long as I got my plastic jesus
sittin on
the dashboard of my car
comes in colors
pink and pleasant
glows in the dark
cause its irridecent
take it with you
when you travel far
get yourself a sweet
madonna
dressed in rhinestones
sittin on a
pedastal of abalone shell
goin ninety
i aint scary
cause i got
my virgin mary
assuring me that
I wont go to hell
From COOL HAND LUKE motion picture...sung by Paul Newman
Sometimes you eat the bear.....sometimes the bear eats you.
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- Joined: Jun 11th, 2015, 4:33 pm
Re: The Wonder Bible
Oh just shut up and drink the Kool-Aid....the most reverend Jim Jones
Sometimes you eat the bear.....sometimes the bear eats you.