The Wonder Bible

[TreeGuy]

20 years ago this might have been hi-tech. Don’t they know about smart phones?



Reminds me of this commercial

[Able]

BUT WAIT!!!! THERES MORE!!!

Order your wonder bible now and receive a 3 C.D. set of "Jesus Sings Ragtime"...That's Right,The Actual Voice Of J.BOY singing all the Ragtime Greats!!!

Now you may say "how can the church sell this so cheaply..there must be a catch"

BUT NO THERE ISNT!!!!...The church operates tax free so were passing on the savings directly to you!!!

"BUT WAIT...THERES MORE"...order within the next two hours and also receive "THE COMPLETE BOOK OF TONGUES TRANSLATION"...THATS RIGHT!!!! Now you will know exactly what those posessed by the holy spirit are actually saying when they convulse.

MUST BE 18 or OVER and stupid as a brick!!!

ORDER NOW

[TreeGuy]

^^^^Now that’s some good material right there^^^^

[Able]

I don't care if it rains or freezes
long as I got my plastic jesus
sittin on
the dashboard of my car

comes in colors
pink and pleasant
glows in the dark
cause its irridecent
take it with you
when you travel far

get yourself a sweet
madonna
dressed in rhinestones
sittin on a
pedastal of abalone shell

goin ninety
i aint scary
cause i got
my virgin mary
assuring me that
I wont go to hell

From COOL HAND LUKE motion picture...sung by Paul Newman

[Able]

Oh just shut up and drink the Kool-Aid....the most reverend Jim Jones