What would you put in a bible?

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Re: What would you put in a bible?

Postby Queen K » Feb 16th, 2019, 10:40 pm

For freak's sake man, what's in this freakin new Bible?
Wake me up, this is so slow.
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Re: What would you put in a bible?

Postby averagejoe » Feb 16th, 2019, 11:17 pm

Thanks!
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Re: What would you put in a bible?

Postby capleton » Feb 17th, 2019, 3:16 pm

Posting some random article does not prove anything. I wonder what Christian site you got it from.

Maybe we should remove all the antisemetic stuff from the New Testament like calling Jews the "synagogue of satan" etc
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Re: What would you put in a bible?

Postby averagejoe » Feb 17th, 2019, 4:30 pm

capleton wrote:Posting some random article does not prove anything. I wonder what Christian site you got it from.

Maybe we should remove all the antisemetic stuff from the New Testament like calling Jews the "synagogue of satan" etc


I'm calling you out on your anti-Semitic racist remarks.

Your hate is showing!
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Re: What would you put in a bible?

Postby 1nick » Feb 17th, 2019, 5:54 pm

averagejoe wrote:Thanks!
Right back at ya!
Love a good battle once in a while!


And yet you always lose said battles. A for effort though I guess.
I dunno man, pretty sure that guy’s batsh$t crazy
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Re: What would you put in a bible?

Postby averagejoe » Feb 17th, 2019, 6:13 pm

1nick wrote: And yet you always lose said battles. A for effort though I guess.


LOL Really?

I saw not one bit of evidence on yours or your comrades.

You and your ilk never ever show any evidence to counter your claims!!!!

Only conspiracies and disclaimers on your part! [icon_lol2.gif]

Nice try on your conspiracy theories! :up:
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Re: What would you put in a bible?

Postby capleton » Feb 17th, 2019, 6:15 pm

Like I said, you can't point out one time I said anything antisemetic.

Your desperation at losing is showing.
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Re: What would you put in a bible?

Postby Venkman » Feb 17th, 2019, 6:44 pm

How is archaeological evidence a conspiracy? Have you never taken any sort of cultural studies class or even social studies in high school?

The mental leaps that people go to defend some book is astonishing. First people who post facts are randomly accused of supporting Hitler, then they're accused of supporting Stalin, and now the field of archaeology and I guess the study of history in its entirety (aside from specific Christian websites with weirdo fake maps) is all one giant conspiracy.

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Re: What would you put in a bible?

Postby 1nick » Feb 17th, 2019, 6:53 pm

averagejoe wrote:
1nick wrote: And yet you always lose said battles. A for effort though I guess.


LOL Really?

I saw not one bit of evidence on yours or your comrades.

You and your ilk never ever show any evidence to counter your claims!!!!

Only conspiracies and disclaimers on your part! [icon_lol2.gif]

Nice try on your conspiracy theories! :up:


I’m sure there’s an equation out there that shows that the amount emojis one uses in their claims lessens the validity of that claim. I guess A for effort was being generous.
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Re: What would you put in a bible?

Postby Thinktank » Feb 23rd, 2019, 3:13 pm

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So some guy called Malachi said that ^ years ago. But now we need to put something more into the bible - for 2019.

Canada spends $hundreds of millions of dollars on construction of new churches - and they do something good now an then in those churches, which sit empty most of the week.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG with some rich guy giving money to a church
and getting a tax write-off.

But it's not true that God will give a poor guy lots of stuff if he gives money to a church.

The poor guy will always be poor, no matter where he gives his money.
If he gives to a casino - he'll be poor.
If he gives to the liquor store - he'll be poor.
In Canada, the poor are getting poorer every day and the rich are getting richer.

That's how it works.



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Re: What would you put in a bible?

Postby Fancy » Feb 24th, 2019, 7:46 am

Thinktank wrote:Canada spends $hundreds of millions of dollars on construction of new churches - and they do something good now an then in those churches, which sit empty most of the week.

Church space is rented out so most of them don't sit empty for most of the week.
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Re: What would you put in a bible?

Postby 1nick » Feb 24th, 2019, 10:42 am

The parking lots are empty for most of the week.
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Re: What would you put in a bible?

Postby Fancy » Feb 24th, 2019, 10:49 am

Not the ones I pass by but whatever.
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Re: What would you put in a bible?

Postby 1nick » Feb 24th, 2019, 11:00 am

Unless they’re renting to people who don’t drive or are renting late into the evening the ones I drive by are pretty much always empty.
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Re: What would you put in a bible?

Postby Fancy » Feb 24th, 2019, 3:16 pm

Yes, you said that and that's nice - is that what you want to put in a bible?
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